While talking about the fact that her show Mad Love now has repeats of Two and a Half Men going on, Judy Greer mistakenly says that there's nothing good on after her show—but what about Dave?

Watching this ad for a "Chinese boob clamp" that is actually just a corset (Although maybe corsets should be called woman clamps?) I find myself entranced by the recurring image of breasts mushing together, then falling back apart. Faces lighting up with joy, then hanging with shame. Is this what it's like to be a straight man?

Last night's Jersey Shore was full of pranks, clogged toilets and tearful reunions. Sammi returned, and to celebrate- Sammi, Snooki and Ronnie pranked the Situation by rubbing cheese all over his bed. A bed the Situation later got busy in.

Sure, this isn't as great as KLG and Hoda getting down to "Get Me Bodied," but it'll do. As a bonus, we left Kathie Lee's flop of a joke (for her Friday Funny) for you all to enjoy.

In your finally Friday media column: Jay Carney is an absolute firecracker, big changes at Ebony and Essence, Michael Calderone moves to HuffPo, Jay Rosen opines at length, and Bill O'Reilly does something good for once in his miserable life.

HBO recently released a new trailer for its upcoming fantasy series Game of Thrones and today announced that they're airing a fifteen minute clip of the first episode on April 3rd. So the full PR roll-out has officially kicked into high gear, and while clips and photos indicate that it's certainly grand and gorgeous looking, can it ultimately work as a series?

After their epic ice cream battle Stephen and Jimmy head off to an ice dreamy utopia to bury the frozen hatchet. During their visit they run into an evil single scoop, Ben and Jerry and sing a heartwarming song.

NMA, the company that brings you all those animated videos of recent scandals, just signed a five-year deal with SpikeTV to provide content for the cable channel. The first special in the works? Charlie Sheen's Winningest Moments, naturally.

On last night's Tonight Show, Jerry Seinfeld shares how he recently got two cats despite not being partial to felines. Furthermore, he's convinced his kids that the kittens actually laugh once in a while.

Pity the overworked police officers of Madison, Wisconsin, who must be completely exhausted after monitoring around-the-clock protests for weeks while getting different orders every three seconds — clear the Capitol, reopen the Capitol, take senators into custody if they ever step foot in the state they represent, clear the Capitol, and so on — depending on Gov. Scott Walker's mood. So maybe it was this constant state of confusion that led some officers to tackle a Democratic lawmaker as he was trying to reach his Capitol office last night.

Sixty-nine years after the movie was made The View welcomed the men who lent their voices to Bambi and Thumper. Here Donnie Dunagan talks about the making of two memorable scenes.

Sometimes Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, is all about shit. Not the normal shit about Sammi and Ronnie breaking up, Snooki getting wasted, and The Situation hooking up with some girl that smells like cheese. It is about actual, literal shit.

Psychologists at Boston University paired paintings by famous abstract expressionists with paintings by a child, monkey, chimpanzee, gorilla, and elephant. They presented the images side by side and asked students to judge which painting was of higher quality. One-third of the time, the art students chose the work of children and animals. At least they did better than a coin toss would!

In a very-interesting (yet very fake—Howard was green-screened into the show from New York) interview, Howard Stern suggested that Charlie Sheen continue his "winning streak" by starting his very-own Sirius radio show.

A new investment in Facebook by the venture capital firm General Atlantic puts Facebook's worth at $65 billion. Just last month, Facebook was valued at a measly $50 billion by Goldman Sachs. What happened in a month to make Facebook worth $15 billion more? They probably saw Mark Zuckerberg chilling with Obama and figured there was nothing to lose.

This week on Archer, trusty accountant Cyril (who is voiced by Chris Parnell, in case you forgot) goes sells out ISIS for a measly $50,000 dollars. As a result, we're given a few flashbacks into Cyril's sad past.

During a fantastic cooking segment about Mardi Gras—so fantastic that they arrived on stage in a giant float—Conan was trying hard to aggravate Martha. "Go on Conan, do whatever you want—I've mellowed." Say it isn't so!

The U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service has has determined that the legendary Eastern Panther (also known as the eastern cougar, puma, catamount and mountain lion) is extinct, and likely has been since the 1930s. There have been numerous reported sightings throughout the years, but the FWS says they were other species, "including South American cats that had either escaped from captivity or were released to the wilderness as well as wild cougars from Western states that had migrated east."

Are you planning on heading down to Austin for SXSW Interactive this year? From how to jack your strat to what to wear thisthis video from IFC's Alex Blagg is a must watch.

Good news from today's Wall Street Journal: "The lowest-priced single-family home on the market in Aspen is listed for $559,000. It's located in a trailer park." The median single-family dwelling in Aspen costs $4.6 million. That's a higher price than the median single-family home in any other city in the nation.