Felicia "Snoop" Pearson, the former gang banger who wound up playing a sinister yet lovable hitwoman on HBO's acclaimed The Wire, was arrested this morning in a big Baltimore drug raid. Hopefully Marlo can sort this all out.

This is probably not the "YouTube moment" that IRA Rep. Peter King wanted for his big Islamic radicalization hearings today. It's Rep. Keith Ellison, a Muslim, breaking down while telling the story about a Muslim first responder who gave his life on 9/11. King, meanwhile, started his day by revealing that he's been under police protection for months because of an "overseas threat against him."

Today Show anchors: what will they do next? If it's not Meredith Vieira offering to polish Colin Firth's nob, it's apparently Ann Curry giving a back massage to Aaron Eckhart's broken back. Saucy!

God. The worst part about global warming is what it does to prices at your local yuppie coffee shop. Coffee yields are way down in drought-stricken Colombia. Sucks for us! Arabica coffee prices are at a 34-year high. Sucks for us! Global coffee prices are at a 14-year high. Sucks for us!

Lucky 13! Last night was the premiere of your Idol season 10 finalists, the small handful of folks from which you will be forced to pick a winner. What'd you think?? Sigh, yeah, me too.

The master of suspense has brought some pretty memorable murders to the big screen, and now you can watch most of them simultaneously - climaxing at the same time, no less. That's a lot of death!

Chelsea Handler and crew are continuing on their walkabout in the land down under. While in Australia, Chelsea is exploring the wildlife that lives there. Nick De Vos, a Taronga Zoo keeper, introduces her to a cuddly marsupial named Rocky.

What happens when people stop being polite and start being real? But, not real enough yet to divulge some truly salacious secrets to their new housemates. Ladies and gentlemen, season 25 of The Real World has begun, and it's a doozy.

Miley Cyrus snaps at a paparazzo. Christina Aguilera returns to the scene of her public intoxication. Lindsay Lohan prepares for her big day in court. Brangelina's children "turn violent." Thursday gossip wonders what Lindsay Lohan will wear to court today.

Now that Dov Charney's being sued - or, as he believes, extorted - for sexual assault (to the tune of $260 million), let's take a look at his past pervitudes, meltdowns, questionable management practices, and brushes with the law. [Jezebel]

Because of a recent breakup, this famous lady went on a binge (and purge) of thin mints and vodka. Another actress will call up journalists who write negative stories about her and scream at them. Someone needs to give this girl a cookie!

Funny or Die presents a new cooking show with the man of the moment. This is a very different kind of cooking show, for Charlie Sheen doesn't cook food, he wills it.

Here's 5-year-old Madison giving us a make-up tutorial, noting her favorite kinds of brushes, lotions, and Hello Kitty powders as she goes along. If the Home Shopping Network is looking for a new and adorable sales representative, look no further.

Whether you're a child, an adult desperately trying to cling to the bygone symbols of childhood, or simply have a poorly developed palate, the fact is, you love Cap'n Crunch™ brand breakfast cereal, despite all of the good reasons not too. Well, good news, corn syrup fetishists: contrary to published reports, your beloved cartoon-clad corn byproduct nuggets are not disappearing.

See Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Scaffer travel back in time to perform at MTV's 1988 Spring Break in Daytona Beach. It looks pretty "real"—especially if you can forgive the "MTV.com" logos.

Do you hear that? Yeah, that! That is the terrifying sound of Fashion Making, and it's all happening Tyra style. Prepare yourselves, because this is the Makeover episode!

I try not to like Pee-Wee Herman but something always makes me love the guy. On Conan, Pee-Wee water skied on to the set and performed a bunch of old school bits.

This old-timey PSA from UK comedian Harry Enfield brings awareness to a serious issue - women voicing their own opinions and embarrassing their husbands. How dare they, especially when, "over-education leads to ugliness, premature aging, and beard growth!"

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Today France became the first country to officially recognize Libya's rebels — under the Libyan National Council — as the legitimate government in the country. A rep for President Nicolas Sarkozy told reporters: "France recognises the National Council as the legitimate representative of the Libyan people. There will be an exchange of ambassadors between Paris and Benghazi."