Live Blogging Top Chef: All-Stars, Week 15

MisterHippity · 03/23/11 08:00PM

It's Wednesday, Wednesday, gotta get down on Wednesday! As Rebecca Black would say, We so excited. That's because our commenter live blog of Top Chef Masters is about to begin, and you're invited! Fun fun fun fun …

Man Learns That Rebecca Black's "Friday" is Not Porn

Leah Beckmann · 03/23/11 07:25PM

Yikes, so many things are inappropriate about this. Watch as Dom Mazzetti begins watching Rebecca Black's, "Friday," under the impression that the popular video is porn, only to realize that it's- well, you know what it is.

Live: American Idol's Top 11 Perform

Gawker.TV · 03/23/11 06:03PM

Well, it's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 10:00 PM, live on FOX—this season's American Idol Top 12 will perform for the judges' critiques and our votes. Want in on the action? Your open thread is inside. [Gawker.TV]

Live: American Idol's Top 11 Perform

Matt Cherette · 03/23/11 06:00PM

Well, it's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 10:00 PM, live on FOX—this season's American Idol Top 12 will perform for the judges' critiques and our votes. Want in on the action? Your open thread is inside.

Mark Zuckerberg Is Now 'In a Relationship'

Adrian Chen · 03/23/11 05:33PM

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has been dating his girlfriend Priscilla Chan since Harvard. But he just got around to changing his Facebook relationship status to "In a Relationship," last Sunday, adding the comment "Slightly overdue :)"

Rainn Wilson Stars in The Blitzen Trapper Massacre Music Video

Leah Beckmann · 03/23/11 05:30PM

In a video that is equal parts music video and short film, Rainn Wilson gets to meet his all time favorite band, Blitzen Trapper. After telling him he can't play with them, Rainn wreaks havoc on the Portland musicians.

Libyan State TV Appears to Have a Pro-Qaddafi Bias

Jim Newell · 03/23/11 05:11PM

No channels in the United States are as riveting as Libyan state television, based on this one short clip we've watched and nothing else. Check out this guy, this anchor. Does he "like" Qaddafi? We'd guess yes, since he pulls out an AK-47 in the middle of his broadcast and says, "In the name of Almighty God, I pledge to you, my Dear Leader, that I will sacrifice my last breath, my last bullet, my last drop of blood, last baby and child for you." Don't forget your wife!

Sweating for the Boss Is a Great Homoerotic Career Builder

Hamilton Nolan · 03/23/11 04:58PM

Sports brain! Sweat for the boss! Inclusive fitness! Kardashian role model! Exercise motivation! Mismatches! One-legged wrestlers! And the abject failure of squats! It's time for your Wednesday Fitness Watch.

The Many Weddings of Elizabeth Taylor

Brian Moylan · 03/23/11 04:45PM

Most of us will remember Elizabeth Taylor, who passed away today at 79, by her many great roles or the work she did for numerous charitable causes. But she'll also be remembered for walking down the aisle seven times over the course of her life. With the help of LIFE.com's archives, here's a little look at some of the happiest days of Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky's life.

CSI's David James Elliott Can't Keep Foot Out of Mouth

Leah Beckmann · 03/23/11 04:20PM

What better place is there to discuss gender differences than on The Talk? Asked if he enjoyed working with his wife, David hems and haws around the question, practically saying that women are overly emotional and men simply fix things.

People Now Charging for Pictures of a Box of Justin Bieber's Hair

Adrian Chen · 03/23/11 04:10PM

Justin Bieber's hair sold for a staggering $40,668 on eBay when Ellen DeGeneres auctioned it off for charity. Now, it's traveling the country on its own mini US tour. Would you like your picture taken next to a little plastic box of Bieber's hair? Head on down to the Lucky Strikes Lanes & Lounge in Miami Beach next Tuesday. But it will cost you.

This Awful Poetry Video Is Not a Spoof

Brian Moylan · 03/23/11 03:52PM

Poet Craig Moreau has made one of the most hilarious YouTube videos I've seen in awhile. It seems like a parody of a self-important gay party boy poet who has written a book of poems called Chelsea Boy. But it's not a joke at all.