Less-evil-than-Walmart superstore chain Target, embattled with gay rights groups over some donations to anti-gay politicians, is suing a group of protesters who, they claim, have been harassing customers outside of several stores in San Diego.

When television celebrities collide! Did you know that Kris Jenner (mother of all Kardashians) and Kathie Lee Gifford have been best friends for 35 years? Well, now you do.

Sucker Punch is such a bad movie that it raises the bar for what counts as terrible. This film will crystallize for you all those half-formed thoughts about what's wrong with Hollywood. [io9]

This morning on Morning Joe, Chris Noth was asked about a comment that his co-star, Jim Gaffigan, made about his ego. Wait, you're telling me the man who played Mr. Big has an ego? I'm shocked.

A 31-year-old Pennsylvania man high on America's latest drug scourge, snortable bath salts, went on a crazy rampage last month. It started when he ditched his car on the side of the highway and started running because, according to police, "he thought it was melting and electricity was following him."

Child prodigy Jacob Barnett took time out of his busy day attending Indiana Univeristy-Purdue University Indianapolis and developing an new expanded theory of relativity to teach us some calculus. He has to use his kitchen window because his white board is so full of theories... seriously.

Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich acquired plenty of attention this week when he floated the idea that President Obama committed an "impeachable offense" by starting a war in Libya without congressional authorization last week, before flying to Brazil for a few days. Where in the Constitution, Kucinich asked, does it allow the president to jaunt off to Rio without even inviting Dennis Kucinich? And what about the "starting a war without telling anyone" thing, too?

People lose jobs all the time by writing dumb stuff on Twitter. But Newton's Third Law of Internet Dynamics means people also get jobs by writing dumb stuff on Twitter. Well, in this case it's internships: the New York Times recounts how the ad agency Campbell Mithun hired six summer interns via a Twitter competition, "The Lucky 13," wherein they had to come up with 13 tweets making their case.

The hottest new restaurant in Waco, Texas is a local burger joint called Fat Ho Burgers. The owner, 23-year-old Lakita Evans, is just trying to bring her sense of humour to the table, but the neighboring restaurant the Gospel cafe is not getting the joke.

Last night's American Idol will go down in Idol history as one of its weirdest hours, an episode in which both Ryan Seacrest was thrown into the crowd and a man nearly died, or maybe actually did die. Behold, amazement!

While the tears in our eyes were drying after last night's proposal, NBC aired a short clip of what's to come on the show: Will Ferrell steps in as boss of Dunder Mifflin!

Lindsay Lohan drops her last name while the other Lohans change theirs. Chris Brown's publicist leaves him. In Touch documents Jennifer Aniston's "worst date ever." It's time for TGIFriday gossip.

Archer just loves paying homage to the men with mustaches that made the 80s such a masculine world to live in. On last night's episode, Archer took the opportunity to document his chemo treatment for the breast cancer he found out he had last episode, but he wasn't willing to make such a film without some major auteur sensibilities. It seems this moving conclusion to last night's Archer was heavily influenced by a controversial episode of Magnum P.I.

On the Wendy Williams Show, Star Jones confronts conflicts and surrounding rumors concerning fellow Celebrity Apprentice cast member NeNe Leakes. Star has risen above it and slashes any claim this talk bothers her a bit.

Yes, the season finale of Jersey Shore aired last night. If you missed it—or if you can't stand it—watch this mashup with audio of Ron and Sam fighting set over video of the Justice League.

A traveling geese herd, probably gabbing about last night's American Idol, were too noisy while making their way through town. Surprisingly, when told to pipe down, they immediately did.

According to his celebrity ex, this leading man's member is especially tiny. This celeb wants out of his (or her) religion, and this actress is looking to cash in on an upcoming adoption. We know someone who could use the money for a penile enhancement.

Steven is grounded and for his punishment his parents shut off the Internet for two weeks. When Steven finds out he can't play his online games, he freaks out and runs over the families fancy leather computer chair with a hummer.

Russian Venture Capitalist Yuri Milner is a billionaire thanks in large part to his early backing of Facebook. In case you had any doubt of his massive net worth, check out the $70 million, 25,000 square foot mansion he just bought in Silicon Valley, according to TechCrunch. Compare this to Mark Zuckerberg's modest Palo Alto home and you've got to wonder: What's Milner trying to prove?

Sure, it's not Doug Funnie teaching you how to Dougie, or even the Cosby Sweater Battle—but if you need a few new moves for your nights out this weekend, let Bill Cosby be your guide.