Yes, a Federal Debt Default Would Be Bad

Jim Newell · 05/20/11 02:04PM

Congressional Republicans are falling under the spell of an unorthodox group of financial experts who dispute the views of their peers and say that the U.S. could default briefly on debt payments without major, lasting consequences to the U.S. economy and international markets.

Senator's Warning: Don't Fall for the Ol' 'Hot Girl in Pajamas' Trick

Jim Newell · 05/20/11 12:56PM

The battle over federally subsidized loans for for-profit colleges is one of the biggest in Washington these days, as the Education Department is finalizing its rules to crack down on this shady industry which some might suggest only exists to take money from poor people. But still, how is one supposed to resist the industry's recruiting ads showing sexy coeds in their pajamas?

Real Housewives of New York: Thug in a Cocktail Dress

Brian Moylan · 05/20/11 12:34PM

Last night on the Americans Against Bullying Present Bully for You: A Fashion Celebration to End Bullies Bullying everyone was a bully, except for Countess Crackerjack. She was a thug. A thug in a cocktail dress. A thug is just like a bully, except it wears bigger necklaces.

Wrestling Superstar Randy 'Macho Man' Savage Dies in Car Crash

Brian Moylan · 05/20/11 12:19PM

The WWF's Randy "Macho Man" Savage, the great friend then foe of Hulk Hogan and lover of Miss Elizabeth, died in Tampa, Florida, today. He was 58. According to police reports, he had a heart attack while behind the wheel and his car coasted over the median, into oncoming traffic and finally collided with a tree. He died from injuries in the crash, not the heart attack.

Why Fellow Republicans Are So Furious at Newt Gingrich

Jim Newell · 05/20/11 12:09PM

Newt Gingrich's trashing of Rep. Paul Ryan's Medicare privatization plan on last Sunday's Meet the Press sparked a united Republican revolt against him, one much worse than anything the left is capable of doing to its own. All but four House Republicans had voted for Ryan's plan a matter of weeks ago, after all, and they're not keen on hearing internal dissent voiced in such places as Sunday morning's top political talk show, during the launch of a campaign.

American Idol: Teenage Wasteland

Richard Lawson · 05/20/11 11:49AM

Last night the drums beat and the bugle sounded and it was time for another execution. One of the three remaining Idolkidz had come so far and yet here it was, about to end.

Gawker's New Mobile Site Is Here

Remy Stern · 05/20/11 11:42AM

Gawker unveiled a snappy new version of its mobile site yesterday. You'll see it automatically if you visit Gawker on your smartphone, or you can direct your mobile browser to m.gawker.com. Coming soon: a customized version for the iPad!

Republican Professors Are Racist, Study More or Less Says

Hamilton Nolan · 05/20/11 11:33AM

A new study—which will doubtlessly be oversimplified and distorted by liberal blogs like us in order to demonize those whose political beliefs we find repulsive—has found that Democratic professors grade like this ("I am a laid-back hippie"), while Republican professors grade like this ("All the black students fail!").

Schwarzenegger's Alleged Mistress Count Continues to Rise

Maureen O'Connor · 05/20/11 11:05AM

Arnold's former underage fling describes several other affairs, one of which Maria supposedly knew about. The Brangelina brood makes a "giant mess" in Cannes. Lea Michele throws a tantrum over a dress. It's TGIFriday gossip.

Sarah Palin Has Fire in Her Belly

Jim Newell · 05/20/11 10:58AM

Which one of you liberal pranksters lit a fire in Sarah Palin's belly? Because she's totally confirmed that yes, there is some sort of flame now roasting her innards, the sort of internal situation that makes one want to run for president.

The Real and Fascinating Origin of the Bikini

Remy Stern · 05/20/11 10:45AM

55 years ago today, the United States tested a hydrogen bomb over Namu island, in the Bikini Atoll, Pacific Ocean. The 15 megaton bomb exploded at 15,000 feet, causing a four-mile fireball, 500 times brighter than the Sun. [Gizmodo]

Which Two Celebs Are Besties Thanks to Rehab?

Brian Moylan · 05/20/11 09:59AM

These two stars went into a treatment facility as strangers, but they made fast friends and now want to work together. This rockstar has his hands full with his wife and meddling mother and are constantly at war. He should book them both in rehab!

Paralyzed Man Walks

Hamilton Nolan · 05/20/11 09:17AM

Today is the future you heard about yesterday, and it's here: a paralyzed man can now stand up and walk. Thanks to science!