Please Share This Video of Koko the Gorilla Reviewing The Force Awakens
Tom Scocca · 01/05/16 06:04PMKoko, the gorilla who uses sign language, is capable of discussing almost anything that human beings might want to see Koko discuss. If you enjoyed the video that’s going around the internet in which Koko shares her thoughts on the global climate-change summit, you’ll definitely be wowed by her review of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. We couldn’t have put it better ourselves!
It's Weird to Insinuate a Guy You Invited to Your Wedding Is a Rapist
Sam Biddle · 01/05/16 05:58PM500 Days of Kristin, Day 346: Confidential Source Reveals Kristin Is Having a Nice Birthday
Allie Jones · 01/05/16 05:27PMBodies of At Least 34 Refugees Wash Ashore in Turkey After Boats Capsize
Jordan Sargent · 01/05/16 04:47PMGodless New York Punishes Chick-fil-A With Health Code Violations
Allie Jones · 01/05/16 04:06PM
Chicken-sandwich chain Chick-fil-A—a God-fearing corporation led by people unafraid to speak out against gay marriage—opened its first store in New York City in October. Just months later, on Christmas Eve of all days, the city slammed the restaurant with six health code violations, leading managers to close the place down for almost a week. Coincidence? Or godless liberal conspiracy?
Ben Carson's Wife: Ben Delivered Our Son With a Bobby Pin
Ashley Feinberg · 01/05/16 02:25PM
The latest installment in the often quite literally unbelievable Carson Chronicles comes from Ben Carson’s wife, Candy, with her now book, A Doctor in the House. In it, we learn that before he was the stabby, skull-smashin’ adolescent we know and love, Ben Carson was a tween with a rat poison-flavored death wish. Oh, and he delivered his son next to a toilet with a bobby pin.
How Tall Does Each Candidate Seem?
Allie Jones · 01/05/16 01:10PM
Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio wore some cute boots yesterday. Once New York Times reporter Michael Barbaro tweeted out a photo of them, both political and fashion journalists had questions. How high are those heels? (Two inches, easily.) Where did he get them? (The campaign has yet to say.) Do they come in my size? (I personally want to know.) And—cutting to the real issue at hand—how tall is Marco Rubio anyway?
Barack Obama Just Cried on National Television
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/05/16 12:52PMFormer KKK Leader Ready to Start Celebrating Martin Luther King Day
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/05/16 12:04PMIt Only Cost Someone $30,000 to Have a Mexican Mayor Murdered
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/05/16 11:00AMArrests Begin for Undocumented Immigrants Living in the U.S.
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/05/16 10:37AMNew Face of ISIS Believed to Be a Former Bouncy Castle Salesman
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/05/16 09:54AMFamily of Grandmother Killed by Police in a 'Hail of Bullets' Sues City of Chicago
Melissa Cronin · 01/04/16 11:50PMSenior Chicago Lawyer Resigns After Federal Judge Rules That He Hid Evidence in Fatal Police Shooting
Brendan O'Connor · 01/04/16 11:35PMProsecutor: NYC Developer Accused in Friend's Death Threw "Personal Effects" From Car After Ditching Body
Brendan O'Connor · 01/04/16 10:30PMRepublicans Propose Volkswagen Bailout Right After the U.S. Government Sues Over Emissions Lies
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Saudis Say They Will Still Work for Peace in Syria Despite Cutting Ties With Iran
Brendan O'Connor · 01/04/16 09:01PM
After breaking off diplomatic ties with Iran, Saudi Arabia claims that it remains as committed as ever to securing peace in Syria and Yemen. This weekend, majority-Sunni Saudi Arabia ordered the execution of a dissident Shiite cleric, and, in response, protestors in majority-Shiite Iran stormed the Saudi Embassy in Tehran.