RuPaul's Drag Race doesn't confine its stretching and inverting the concept of masculinity to the figurative: the show is a literal assault on the penis. (Has Camille Paglia gushed over this yet?) As if portraying the lighter side of gender fucking weren't audacious enough, the show will at times describe all the gory details of hiding dick for the sake of drag (it's worth noting that its sister show is called Untucked). Such was the case last night, when the remaining queens had to drag-ify some straight(-ish) dads brought in who had no firsthand experience with penis-tucking. Ball negotiation ensued, as did the most platonic man-on-man cock assistance in the gayest forum possible.

In Japan, your average Domino's Pizza outlet has 50% higher sales than a U.S. outlet. Why? Because Japanese people are weird. From Ad Age:

The road leading to the Klan's headquarters.

Director and deep-sea explorer James Cameron is all set for the 3D re-release of Titanic. Other than the 3D conversion, Cameron left the film alone — except for one minor fix.

Where some liberals see a disgusting concoction of spare beef parts that was once only fit for dog food, Stephen Colbert sees the heart of America: yes, pink slime is as beefy as the Republican Governors who have stood up for it. On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen urges that you reconsider your position on the matter because "dude, it's beef."

Mitt Romney is the presumptive GOP nominee and a lot of prominent Republicans have endorsed him in recent weeks. Yet, for some reason, everyone who endorses him seems to not be truly sold on Romney, they're just picking him because there's no else. On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart broke it all down.

I have no trouble picking a side in the feud between Dan Harmon and Chevy Chase. (Team Harmon, in case that wasn't immediately clear.) But inevitably, it doesn't matter: Chase did some things, Harmon said some things, Chase said some things back. Maybe they're both at fault, in which case I should probably be writing a more measured analysis of their beef.

The gunman who opened fire at a Christian college in Oakland has been identified as 43-year-old One Goh. It was previously reported that he was a former nursing student.

The trailer for Sparkle was released today, and it doesn't include a single mention of being Whitney Houston's final film performance. Pretty impressive, as it's been less than two months since her death.

A radical overseas website linked to terror organizations posted the unsettling image of the New York City skyline and the text "Al Qaeda Coming Soon Again in New York." What's almost as disturbing as the threat is the eye-grabbing design.

"Yes, yes - it was a stupid joke," Two and a Half Men co-creator Lee Aronsohn tweeted. "I'm sorry." Kind of a weak apology given how thoroughly he pissed everyone off.

Two years ago, a series of odd billboards greeted passers-by in New York, Atlanta, and the San Francisco Bay Area. They showed a cuddling, smiling couple under the title "Charles & YaVaughnie" and listed a website documenting the couple's romance. Research only deepened the mystery: The man was an Oracle president and already married - and not to the woman on the outdoor ad.

Season 2 of Game of Thrones premiered on HBO last night, which means that Peter Dinklage can bring back sunshine to our lives. Even if the actor were half as charming, his Tyrion would still steal the show by virtue of his ability to cut through its pervasive bleakness and get to the driest of dry comic relief.

Cast off the iron chains that bind your cold heart and behold:

Looks like Chevy Chase and Community creator Dan Harmon are embroiled in a good ol' fashioned Hollyweirdo fight. I guess Dan told Chevy his wife is fat or something and then Chevy responded in the best way he knew how: with words, venomous, powerful words.

It's been five days since former NYPD officer Michael Pena was found guilty of drunkenly sexually assaulting a Manhattan woman at gunpoint. Is New York ready for a week without a rape cop?

Oakland police are searching for an unidentified gunman after he walked onto Oikos University campus, a small religious nursing college in Oakland, California, and opened fire. The shooting spree began this morning at approximately 10 am and left several wounded and dead. Both the whereabouts of the shooter and the number of fatalities are still unknown.

Are you a naked person, or a clothed person? I am a clothed person. Aviva Rubin of Times parenting blog Motherlode is a naked person. Her kids? They're still figuring it all out. Take her, uh, 12-year-old:

Let's face it: Bicycle riding—while not as overtly menacing as, say, motorcyles—can be a dangerous enterprise. If you ride your bike in the city you are constantly running the risk of getting hit by a car, facing a criminal case of crotch rash, or ruining your lungs. Add that to police crackdowns, and you've got serious physical and financial risks to consider before hopping on your fixed gear. It doesn't end there.

Lee Hirsch's much-discussed film, Bully, is a great document of this moment in anti-bullying discourse. It reiterates what the compassionate know and the apathetic need to hear: bullying is bad and kids are killing themselves in response.