Tupac Shakur's reanimation for Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre's Sunday night Coachella closer proved so successful, that the duo is seriously considering taking the late rapper's hologram on tour.

On Sunday's episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love's character, Riley, was introduced to T.J., yet another improbably gorgeous dude who's into professional handjobs from hot ladies. Yep, one of those. T.J. came to (and probably on) her with a broken heart, she gave him "enough hot memories" to last six months while he's working on his oil rig. I wonder what the hot memories-to-orgasms conversion rate is.

Boo the cat isn't a big fan of being left to sleep outside his master's quarters. Luckily for him — less so for his owner — the bedroom door comes equipped with a very noisy doorstop (read: kitty-powered alarm clock).

During the Great American Panel segment on last night's Hannity, Political commentator Bob Beckel inadvertently let an expletive fly in the direction of "Defender of Liberty" Jennifer Stefano, believing the show to be off the air.

¡Hola! That is what the state of Arizona says to its Mexican friends and residents, to distract them from the knife being plunged into their backs at the same moment. The primary problem facing the foreclosure-wracked drought-plagued desert state of Arizona: Mexicans learning things. Arizona will put a stop to that—¡muy rapido!

The adoption of a dog found standing near the lifeless body of another dog on Hacienda Boulevard in La Puente, California, last week was called off yesterday after the dog's owner came to the Baldwin Park Animal Care Center to claim her.

The Arlington (TX) Police and Fire Departments and the Texas-based nonprofit a Wish with Wings joined forces to realize the dream of a young cancer patient who wanted nothing more than to become Batman for a day.

Tonight, the Nathan Fillion vehicle Castle welcomed guest star Adam Baldwin, who also co-starred with Fillion on the quickly cancelled but still beloved Joss Whedon space western Firelfy. Back then, the two had an easy chemistry that often belied the contentious relationship between their characters. Clearly, the chemistry hasn't gone anywhere as the two spent the majority of the episode sparring. Here's the first scene from their reunion.

Andy Cohen's three ring circus of a talk show is usually only fun because it's live television and anything can happen. But, tonight his guests were the lovely Rashida Jones, from NBC's Parks and Recreation, and the dashing John Slattery, of AMC's Mad Men and it turned into a pretty fun half hour. Here's a highlight.

On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert told tales from the weekend he spent with the NRA at their annual meeting. While Mitt Romney was a wee bit out of place, Newt Gingrich was right at home, especially when he theorized that the right to bear arms had been handed down by God and that it is his hope that everyone on the planet can be armed. One day, Newt, one day.

Why didn't the family on American Horror Story think of this? A man with the unlikely name Jose Chinchilla and his fiancée Michele Callan are suing their landlord after renting a house they've decided is haunted.

By now everyone is familiar with the comments Hilary Rosen made last week wherein she said that Ann Romney had never had a job in her life. On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took stock of Fox News' strong response.

It's not just the dog: assuming he's the Republican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney will go into the election with more people viewing him unfavorably than favorably.

If you're like most Americans, you've felt insecure about the size of your chin. It's not sufficiently pronounced. It doesn't have Greco-Roman definition. Maybe it even looks like a butt. Lucky for you, plastic surgery has an answer — and a surprising number of people have taken advantage of it. Last year, the number of chin implant surgeries rose 71 percent to 20,680.

The trial of George Zimmerman for the murder of Trayvon Martin has yet to begin, but there are already complications. Today, Zimmerman's defense team — led by lawyer Mark O'Mara — formally requested that the assigned judge remove herself from the case. Judge Jessica Recksiedler's husband works with a CNN analyst who has publicly commented on the Trayvon Martin case.

You know how you're watching Internet porn for the very first time, and then suddenly your wife is on the screen having sex with someone who isn't you? Perhaps you don't, but an Egyptian man named Ramadan claims that's exactly what happened to him not long ago.

Coachella has been known to take its toll on attendees, and even offspring of the rich and famous aren't immune. Arnold Schwarzenegger's hunky son Patrick reports that he is "literally so dead" after the music festival this past weekend.

When a young move-buster named Sandy Lee Wyatt the Third recorded a video of himself getting funky with a bowl of his favorite soup, he had no idea it would end up getting him "more attention on tumblr than a girl with summer wear at high school," but that's precisely what happened.

Ann Romney is ready to set the record straight about the whole "dog strapped to the roof of the car" business. In an interview with Diane Sawyer, Ann recalled that Seamus the Irish Setter "loved" riding in a carrier on top of the family's Chevrolet. In fact, it would have been far crueler to leave him at a kennel.

While most scientists are content with curing diseases and figuring out time travel, Dmitri Krioukov is actually putting his book learning to good use.