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On Sunday's episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love's character, Riley, was introduced to T.J., yet another improbably gorgeous dude who's into professional handjobs from hot ladies. Yep, one of those. T.J. came to (and probably on) her with a broken heart, she gave him "enough hot memories" to last six months while he's working on his oil rig. I wonder what the hot memories-to-orgasms conversion rate is.

This week's episode wasn't the wall-to-wall hilarity that last week's premiere was, but this show is basically going to have to evaporate into dead air to relinquish its status as transcendent trash.