Slut-obsessed sexual sex columnist and hate machine Andrea Peyser is unafraid to speak out when hot, young, sexual teens are doing something potentially sexual, with their bodies. Journalism, you see, is the reason that Andre recently spent the day prowling St. Marks Place, watching young kids who've been taught at Elementary Sex Palaces get piercings in dark, unspeakable places. "We have 16-year-old girls who want their nipples pierced!'' one piercing guy tells Andrea Peyser, I imagine after she hit him with a blackjack, stripped him naked, tied him to a bed, and demanded, "Tell me about teenage girls getting their nipples pierced, or else."

It started out as a joke, but the company that pioneered the technology which made Tupac's Coachella hologram possible does actually have plans to bring back a bunch of dead celebs for a series of live concerts.

It's something of a daily tradition for Mr. Cool Dad and his kids: Singing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the way to school. "Depending on traffic," says YouTuber southlandification, "we can usually start the song as we pull out of the driveway, and pull into the school just as the song ends."

This is the trailer for Samsara, a "non-narrative" film coming to U.S. theatres in August of 2012. It is the "sequel" (if non-narrative films can have sequels) to the 1992 film Baraka, of which Roger Ebert said, "If man sends another Voyager to the distant stars and it can carry only one film on board, that film might be Baraka."

On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert broke down a few recent ways that people are trying to stay healthy, or barring that, stay thin and childless. Even if you aren't all that into fitness per se, there's bound to be something in this segment that can help improve your life.

Dave Toledo's got some big brass balls.

Now that the GOP primary season is finally over, Mitt Romney has rebooted his campaign like so many superhero movies. On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart dipped his toe into the new general election and he found it wanting. Wanting for material that is.

The Wall Street Journal published a story Wednesday about a trend of companies encouraging their employees to organize their ideas and explain complicated concepts through "doodling."

Newt Gingrich has pledged to formally end his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination next week, a spokesman confirms. It's kind of like a straggling party guest creeping into your bedroom to let you know they're leaving now, even though you've been in bed for an hour.

According to today's Reuters story about eagle inspections by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, if there's one thing the U.S. needs, it's more dead-but-not-rotten eagles.

America's worst ambassador, Kermit the Frog, has come under fire for violating German law after he appeared on television hawking the theatrical release of his film The Muppets.

Airport security screenings are a singularly harrowing ordeal for 7-year-old Dina Frank, who suffers from cerebral palsy and requires crutches and leg braces to move around. Compound that with the fact that Dina is developmentally disabled, and the need for care and sensitivity on the part of TSA agents becomes that much greater.

What follows is a dispatch from Joe Muto, formerly known as the Fox Mole, written shortly after he revealed himself on Gawker earlier this month. This morning, Muto's apartment was raided by investigators for the New York County District Attorney's Office, who seized his computer, mobile phone and tablet computer in the course of investigating "attempt[s] and conspiracy to commit...grand larceny, petit larceny, and computer tampering."

"I have a pitch for the next TV Icon segment," Ron Mitchell, our chief booker said.

Four African men — Benard, Brian, Derrick, Gabriel — address the Western world re: one-track stereotypes used by Hollywood in its portrayal of African men.

Nerd Coachella TED is bringing its trademark 18-minute Condensed Idea Nuggets™ to schools around the nation, with its new TED-ed platform. They may not know how to do math, but goddamn it our kids are going to learn how to beat a patent troll.

Ten years ago today, the world lost TLC's Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes. She lived a crazy life—the "crazy" of her band's sophomore album, CrazySexyCool, referred to her—and died a crazy death. (If you can stomach it, the moments leading up to her fatal car crash are above, excerpted from the VH1 documentary The Last Days of Left Eye, which chronicled 27 days she spent in Honduras before her death.) Left Eye died exactly eight months after 22-year-old Aaliyah and for a period, it felt like the world of R&B was collapsing. The ‘90s had ended two years earlier, but where R&B is concerned, April 25, 2002 is the day they definitively died.

Corky is a kitten who was born with his back legs on backwards.

For another Record Store Day release, British singer-songwriter Victoria Christina Hesketh (Little Boots) teamed up with historic Chicago house label Trax to release the 12" for "Every Night I Say a Prayer." She wrote this one with Hercules & Love Affair's Andy Butler and it's better than anything on his group's sophomore dud Blue Songs. (It's also better than pretty much everything on Little Boots' own spotty debut, 2009's Hands.) The housey original version of "Every Night" incorporates a sort of cleaned-up old-school Chicago aesthetic (dig the claps), but Tensnake's posh freestyle rerub is the vinyl's real winner. You can never go wrong with clinking 808s and pretty female vocals. Fact.

Self-described "some kind of artist" Ben Campbell needed a centerpiece for his art show on the link between ancient Egypt and modern society, so he set out to craft a life-size mummy using about $200 worth of food he purchased at McDonald's.

By popular demand, Flavorwire follows up its montage of famous movie stars appearing on the big screen for the first time with a second batch of clips featuring big-name actors making their cinematic debuts.