Me @ the Zoo, Chris Moukarbel and Valerie Veatch's fascinating, Kickstarter-funded documentary about Internet superstar Chris Crocker, will premiere Monday, June 25 on HBO. We're getting him first, though, for a live discussion that will happen tomorrow (Tuesday, June 19) at 2 pm ET.

An elementary school teacher in San Antonio, Texas, is facing criminal charges after she allegedly ordered students in her kindergarten class to strike a six-year-old boy who was accused of being a bully.

Ronan Farrow hasn't spoken with his father, filmmaker Woody Allen, since the latter left the former's mother, Mia Farrow, for Soon-Yi Previn — Farrow's adopted daughter.

Just when you thought the FunnyJunk vs. Oatmeal saga couldn't get more absurd, it goes and does just that.

"Ruin" serves as a preview of the first Cat Power/Chan Marshall album in six years, Sun. If the cheery tone of "Ruin" is any indication of what's to come, Sun is an apt title. With its octave-jumping bass line and rushing percussion (that occasionally features a four-on-the-floor pulse) "Ruin" is the weird thing that happens when Cat Power goes disco (with the help of Cassius' Philippe Zdar, who mixed Sun). It's sleek, catchy as hell and Target-commercial ready. Could Sun be cleaned up enough to be Chan Marshall's Liz Phair? (That's if the critically acclaimed but relatively bland The Greatest doesn't deserve that title already.)

This is "Mexican Drug Blood," a new regular feature on the deadly Mexican drug wars.

Still need proof that Shia LaBeouf's Disney Channel days are behind him (and you)? The actor-cum-brooding-artist transforms into a fully frontal adult in the Alma Har'el-helmed video for Sigur Rós's "Fjögur Píanó."

TV writer Ted Shuttleworth, who's best known for penning an episode of Steven Bochco and David Milch's genre defining police procedural NYPD Blue, is in serious trouble after he allegedly punched a 4-1/2-pound poodle named Lola in the face, causing her to sustain a fatal brain injury.

Since Felipe Calderon took office in late 2006 and launched an assault on drug cartels, somewhere in the neighborhood of 60,000 people have died violently in that nation's drug war. It is not going well, in any sense.

After years spent asking parents to torment their children for kicks, Jimmy Kimmel's latest YouTube Challenge asked kids to prank adults for a change.

Above is the trailer for a Kickstarter-funded documentary about young Christian mixed martial arts fighters called Fight Church. It's still in production, as its Facebook is advertising regular calls for those who like to pummel each other in the name of Jesus.

Jack Osbourne was diagnosed with the incurable autoimmune disease multiple sclerosis less than a month after the birth of his daughter Pearl Clementine on April 24th.

There are few things more delightful than waking up on an average Monday morning here in Post-Racial America to the following real headline from a column in Ad Age: "Hats Off to the Soft-Drink Industry for Giving Attention to Hispanics and Blacks." Hats off to you, marketers of nutrition-free sugar water! You are trying to sell your product to minorities. You are all the real heroes.

A new study appearing in the latest issue of Obesity Reviews claims to show that modern conveniences such as computers, but also washing machines and microwaves, are turning people into lazy piles of mush at an alarming rate.

Chicken Charlie's is a county fair institution — and by institution, I mean crazy house.

Andrea Peyser, New York's leading heterosexual sex columnist, has an opinion on the very latest news in the case of the Alleged Hot Lesbian Teachers—last week's ruling that Alleged Hot Lesbian Teacher Alini Brito may return to the classroom. As your leading internet aggregator of Alleged Hot Lesbian Teacher news, we are obligated to bring this opinion to you. Here it is:

Charlie the Duckling may no longer be with us, and his owner may be kind of a jerk, but let's not dwell on life's dark spots and just remember that, for a short time at least, Charlie was happy, healthy, and, boy, could that bird run.

Nadya Suleman, or Octomom as she's still fondly labeled, is being threatened with legal action from T's Lounge, a classy strip joint in West Palm Beach, Florida. Suleman was scheduled to perform July 11-14, but she canceled her limited engagement earlier this month.

A stage in Toronto's Downsview Park collapsed yesterday before a Radiohead performance, killing the band's drum technician Scott Johnson, and injuring three others.

Professional skateboarder and MTV reality star Rob Dyrdek is jumping on the frozen food bandwagon at last. Along with his cousin Chris "Drama" Pfaff, Dyrdek has founded Loud Mouth Burritos, a company specializing in frozen burritos for really stoned people.