Little to no info on this video, but here's what's known: A man arrives at the home of his underage daughter's adult boyfriend upon learning that the two had slept together, and offers him two choices: A "severe ass kicking" coupled with jail time for statutory rape, or a "brutal spanking" to be administered immediately with no further repercussions.

Yasser Lopez is an extremely lucky young man: Not only did the 3-foot fishing spear that pierced his 16-year-old skull miss every major blood vessel in his brain, but doctors expect him to make a full recovery.

Taking an ostensibly candid approach toward honesty, McDonald's Canada responded to a customer's question about the difference between store-bought burgers and "dressed-up" ad burgers with an advertorial "self-exposé" featuring an under-the-hood look at a McDonald's photo shoot.

Mike and Sully are back together again for the first time in Monsters University — Pixar's prequel to 2001's Monsters, Inc.

The Hollywood Reporter announced Tuesday that a Sesame Street movie is in the works, courtesy of 20th Century Fox.

Some people's strengths lie in child-rearing. Other people's strengths lie in drug-planting. This is a story about three people whose strengths lie elsewhere.

Last week, Stephen Colbert pledged his undying support for Mitt Romney's Dressage horse Rafalka as she attempted to make it to the Olympics. Now that she has been selected for the team, Stephen is overjoyed and is even more committed to making Dressage the new American pastime.

President Obama's recent immigration initiatives have made the Republicans super mad - when they aren't decrying the move as political pandering, they are characterizing it as a gross misuse of executive power. On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart examined some recent attempts by Fox News to mischaracterize Obama's stance.

Remember a month ago when New York City—specifically: actor Jude Law—was rocked by a sudden bee attack as inexplicable as it was horrific?

A recent study out of New Zealand, a Middle-earth soaked through to its very core with mead, has discovered that alcohol is often depicted in music videos.

Bristol Palin's reality series Life's A Tripp premieres tonight on Lifetime (early reviews call it "dull" and "depressing," but note that her son is cute), and still, the public's ravenous appetite for observing the lesser members of the Palin family in reality television settings remains unsatisfied.

There are two kinds of murder-mystery archetypes—one where everyone is a suspect and one that explores the world in which such an act could take place. The Killing, which finished its two-season slog to completion Sunday night, failed for many reasons. But its inability to figure out to which archetype it belonged was the seed of all its problems.

It's one of cinema's most worn out cliches, but, executed properly, the so-called "pre-mortem one-liner" can truly make a good film great.

In an apparent bid to drum up some publicity for his new book, comedian Adam Carolla decided to court controversy by exhuming the hackneyed "women aren't funny" canard in a New York Post interview.

Hosni Mubarak, the former Egyptian dictator who was ousted from office in February of last year, has reportedly possibly died at the possible age of 84. Mubarak was (is?) currently serving life imprisonment for the premeditated murders of peaceful protesters during Egypt's 2011 revolution.

In an effort to prove that "people will believe anything you say if you look like a newsman and you're holding a microphone," comedian Dan Hodapp dresses up like a newsman, grabs a microphone, and hits the streets to ask New Yorkers what they think about President Obama firing the Senate and the Vatican granting Tim Tebow sainthood.

Reissue enthusiasts Funkytown Grooves just released a remastered/expanded version of Kashif's self-titled 1983 debut. It is a thing of warm, post-disco beauty. Jams for days. I can't get "Stone Love" out of my head, and I'm absolutely fine with that.

Looking to brush off a reporter's question with some style, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid today issued a timely retort to an inquiry from Roll Call's Steve Dennis about plans to force Republicans to go on record about immigration by bringing the DREAM Act to the floor.

A counterpoint to John Cook's final Girls recap.

Are Las Vegas roulette tables rigged? That's the question professional poker player Jeff Romano was asking himself after coming across a table at the Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino that just finished producing an incredible string of seven consecutive landings on Red 19.