Here's a picture of Mark Zuckerberg that was posted to the image-sharing site Imgur. The picture was accidentally uploaded publicly to Facebook by Facebook Director of Engineering Andrew Bosworth and deleted "seconds later," according to a screenshot posted by TMZ. Yes, you can see his nipples.

The average American wedding costs $26,989. Instead, why not have a hooker and a down payment on a house? Smarten up.

Here is a video of a massive palm tree just burning like hell, and raining fire down on all the innocent Angelenos unfortunate enough to be below it. This happened on Fairfax Avenue earlier this month, when some kids at rap group Odd Future's T-shirt store shot a bottle rocket into it, igniting it and causing it to then burn the awning of the pizza joint next door. I called that pizza joint and asked what the deal was, and a man named Raul said Odd Future has already promised to pay for the damages. Good for them.

Designed by a Singaporean architectural firm, Holiday Inn Shanghai Pudong Kangqiao's indoor swimming pool comes complete with its own exterior protrusion — which just so happens to be suspended 24 stories in the air.

On Thursday, Khloe Kardashian presented the Internet with an insane photograph of herself and her sisters, Kourtney and Kim, modeling Sears' new line of Kardashian-inspired eyewear on her official blog. In so doing, she revealed to the world that the Kardashians have no idea how to conduct themselves as normal humans while simultaneously wearing eyeglasses. This brief analysis attempts to determine how it all went so wrong.

Joe Garner cut himself off from everyone he knew and, without any money, set out to live off of Craigslist for a full month. Armed with a passport, toothbrush, laptop, contact-less cell phone, and the clothes he was wearing, Garner traveled the US for all 31 days in December, relying on the good people of Craigslist for food, shelter, and transportation. His documentary, Craigslist Joe, chronicles his experiences on the road.

After sitting on the shelf for the past two years due to MGM's financial troubles, the Wolverines are finally ready to reassemble for Dan Bradley's controversial remake of John Milius' 1984 war film, Red Dawn.

A 33-year-old Walmart "cart pusher" decided to take matters into his own hands after spotting a remorseful shoplifter at his store in Houston.

A brand new mosque is scheduled to open today in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, a.k.a. Mohammad's Promised Land. The Muslim community went through three years of shit to get this mosque built. Some highlights of Tennessee's welcoming Southern manners:

America is currently drier than a Mormon wedding, with large swaths of the country parched by an epic drought and heat wave. But have no fear, Facebook users have banded together to do what they always do in times of trouble: Share stupid memes.

Photographs leaked Friday of the Spice Girls rehearsing for the Olympics, finally confirming rumors that the group will perform in London's closing salute to the Illuminati.

Well music, anyway.

The practice of public relations is so powerful that the simple act of composing a press release can turn an ordinary citizen into a raving monster. This is PR Dummies. Going WAY haywire!!! on subluxated flackery, every week.

Infamous New York serial killer David Berkowitz, better known as the Son of Sam, will forever be remembered for his 13-month shooting spree, during which he killed six people and wounded seven others.

Alternatively, managing editor Emma Carmichael said the headline for this story should read 'Football Coach Slut Shames Girls Who Are Just Trying to Stay Fit and Active.' Here's why:

Here's a photo of Subway pitchman Jared Fogle and inspirational speaker George W. Bush hanging out, taken from Jared's Facebook page.

I don't know what's weirder: That Steve Kardynal enjoys freaking out Chatroulette users by wearing a bikini while lip-syncing to Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe", or that there are still people who use Chatroulette.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expected to become married against their will this weekend, thanks to the Power of Positive Thinking.

Last September, outside of an Austin, Texas Sears store, Willie James Sauls snatched a purse off the arm of an 84 year-old woman and fled. That's fucked up. This week, a state district judge sentenced Sauls to 45 years in prison for his crime. That is far more fucked up.

"I came here to hide but there was so much beauty it didn't seem like a punishment," explains Bishop Enoch Rouse (Clarke Peters) deep into Spike Lee's latest, Red Hook Summer. Much of the film reads like an argument Lee is having with himself regarding a number of topics: religion versus atheism, progress versus tradition, redemption versus accountability, black Jesus versus white Jesus, fatherhood versus spiritual advisement. However, this moment is clear, direct and confirmed by much of what precedes it aesthetically. Red Hook Summer glows in a saturated glory, its succession of shots of the Brooklyn neighborhood where it's set unfurling like a slow-moving fireworks display. Perhaps it goes without saying, but Red Hook Summer is Lee's latest love letter to the borough he calls home.