Rihanna Doesn't Know Who She Is, But She Does Know That She Still Loves Chris Brown

Rich Juzwiak · 08/20/12 10:00AM

Oprah sat down with Rihanna in the pop star's homeland of Barbados on last night's episode of Oprah's Next Chapter. In the clip above, Oprah asks RiRi who she is and the pop star, whose fame that dates back to her mid-teens has presumably arrested her development, gives non-answers that would sound lightweight on a dating site (she loves to have fun, she's intrigued by things that are a little adventurous, she wants people to feel good, "whatever that means"). You're shocked that she didn't mention her art once in her self-summary, right?

Back to School, You Lazy Whelps, Ha Ha, Sucks for You

Hamilton Nolan · 08/20/12 08:48AM

It's half-past August, and you know what that means in No Child Left Behind the 7-11 Without Some Book-Learnin' America: it's time for your unruly, ungrateful, and uncomprehending children to put down their childish toys of summers and return to the cold, gleaming socialization boxes in which we warehouse them virtually year-round, for the good of everyone.

Louis Peitzman · 08/19/12 04:37PM

On the set of VH1's Couples Therapy, Mr. Courtney Stodden got called a "child molester" for marrying a 16-year-old girl.

Louis Peitzman · 08/19/12 01:10PM

Check out this cool (and very NSFW) photo series inspired by people's dirty Craigslist ads.

Louis Peitzman · 08/19/12 10:44AM

And yet another mass shooting: four people shot in a Texas Wal-Mart parking lot and hospitalized. Suspect is in custody.