When to Crash a Kennedy Wedding, How to Date a Murderer, and Other Questionable Advice
Caity Weaver · 08/23/12 02:30PMCord Jefferson · 08/23/12 02:27PM
Judge in Texas Concerned Obama Re-election Could Spark 'Civil War'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/23/12 02:17PMThe Bain Files: The Documents in Searchable Form
John Cook · 08/23/12 02:07PMIrish President Unloads on 'Wanker' Tea Party Radio Host
Max Read · 08/23/12 01:54PMHere's Michael D. Higgins, the current president of Ireland, unloading on Michael Graham, a conservative American radio host, during a debate between the two on the Irish radio program Newstalk. It's from 2010 — Higgins was not at the time president — but it's been all over the place, both because Higgins is an articulate and passionate debater and because he calls the guy a wanker. [via Upworthy]
Rich Juzwiak · 08/23/12 01:35PM
Comedians: Stop with All the Dirty Talk and The Swears
Caity Weaver · 08/23/12 01:07PMIdentity of Former Navy SEAL Who Penned Pseudonymous Bin Laden Raid Tell-All Exposed by Fox News [UPDATE]
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/23/12 12:47PMInside Mitt Romney’s Tax-Dodging Cayman Schemes
Emma Carmichael · 08/23/12 12:30PM
Gawker has obtained and published more than 950 pages of internal financial documents for 21 cryptically named entities in which Mitt Romney had invested—at minimum—more than $10 million as of 2011. Almost all of them are affiliated with Bain Capital, the secretive private equity firm Romney co-founded in 1984 and ran until his departure in 1999; many of them are offshore funds based in the Cayman Islands. Together, they reveal the mind-numbing, maze-like, and deeply opaque complexity with which Romney has handled his $250 million fortune.
Oof: Anchor Harshly Rejected by Weather Lady After He Unwittingly Asks Her If She Wants to Make Out
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/23/12 11:45AMCTV anchor Andrew Johnson thought he was asking colleague Astrid Braunschmidt if she wanted to have a chat when he suggested that they "canoodle" before her weather report.
Gay Men Make Excellent Pageant Judges, But Drag Queens Are Even Better
Rich Juzwiak · 08/23/12 11:30AMGay men are the people you want judging your child beauty pageant. There's a dramatically lessened chance they'll be there for pedo reasons, they are more likely to simultaneously care about and find the humor in the charade of pageantry and since child-having is at least more complicated for them, if it's an option at all, they're often less precious about kids and happy to talk shit about them. That was my experience, at least, and last night's episode of Toddlers & Tiaras brought everything I'm talking about way over the top. A panel of celebrity-impersonating drag queens judged the little girls who are drag queens in their own right. As the pageant director explained, "These judges work in the entertainment industry, and know change and glitz better than any other competitor." Haaay.
Having Adults Act Out Skits Created by Kids Results in Best Thing Ever
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/23/12 11:18AMSomeone Finally Explained That Insane Korean Rap Video 'Gangnam Style'
Adrian Chen · 08/23/12 11:08AMDerivatives, Short Sales, and Mitt Romney's Other Exotic Financial Instruments
John Cook · 08/23/12 11:00AMEquity Swaps, AIVs, and Mitt Romney's Other Tax-Dodging Tricks
John Cook · 08/23/12 11:00AMThe Bain Files: Inside Mitt Romney's Tax-Dodging Cayman Schemes
John Cook · 08/23/12 11:00AM
Mitt Romney's $250 million fortune is largely a black hole: Aside from the meager and vague disclosures he has filed under federal and Massachusetts laws, and the two years of partial tax returns (one filed and another provisional) he has released, there is almost no data on precisely what his vast holdings consist of, or what vehicles he has used to escape taxes on his income. Gawker has obtained a massive cache of confidential financial documents that shed a great deal of light on those finances, and on the tax-dodging tricks available to the hyper-rich that he has used to keep his effective tax rate at roughly 13% over the last decade.
The Bain Files: The Documents
John Cook · 08/23/12 11:00AM
Gawker has obtained a large cache of confidential internal financial documents from more than 20 secretive hedge funds and other investment vehicles in which Mitt Romney has stashed his considerable wealth. All told, the partnerships and limited liability corporations detailed below accounted for, at minimum, $10,069,000 of Romney's assets in 2011 and yielded $913,300 in income, according to his 2012 financial disclosure (those figures are derived from adding up the low end of ranges Romney disclosed; the actual numbers could be astronomically higher).










