Hamilton Nolan · 08/24/12 01:39PM
Why Mitt's Money Matters
Mobutu Sese Seko · 08/24/12 01:00PMRandy Travis Beat Up His Girlfriend's Estranged Husband in a Church Parking Lot, Is Basically a Walking Country Song at This Point
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/24/12 12:55PMTV Council Finds That Everyone Is Just Naked All The Time Now, Releases Sexy Downloadable Clips to Prove It
Caity Weaver · 08/24/12 12:50PMMitt Romney Reduced to Pointing Out His Whiteness to Voters
Max Read · 08/24/12 12:35PMHere's Mitt Romney in Michigan, talking to a group of voters:
ESB Shooting Sparks Rare, Brilliant Update on Onion Story
Adrian Chen · 08/24/12 12:21PM
The Onion is famous for its insanely painstaking joke-making process, where hundreds of proposed headlines are whittled down to just the handful of gems you see on the website or in the paper each week. But what happens when real breaking news collides with the imagined world of the Onion? Like any legit news organization these days, they update.
Rude Awakening for Subway Rider Who Discovers She's Been Cuddling with Complete Stranger
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/24/12 12:15PMHardest Things First
Hamilton Nolan · 08/24/12 11:50AMThe Worst Thing That Will Be Written on the Internet Today
Hamilton Nolan · 08/24/12 11:35AMGame Show Goes from Bad to Worse to Fine to Surprise Twist Ending
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/24/12 11:25AMSet Up: On the short-lived American game show The Moment of Truth, where contestants are hooked up to a polygraph machine and forced to answer embarrassing, life-ruining questions for the chance to win a few dollars, a "husband, father, and carpenter" has just "torn his family apart" with "some startling confessions."
Casey Anthony Is On The Loose: Year-Long Probation Ends Today
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/24/12 10:55AMGraphic Photos of Alleged Empire State Building Shooter
Max Read · 08/24/12 10:52AMTom Cruise's Child Support to Katie Holmes Is Barely Enough to Cover Suri's Handbags
Caity Weaver · 08/24/12 10:45AMIt's Tough to Build a Mosque These Days
Hamilton Nolan · 08/24/12 10:35AMBill Nye Tells Creationist Parents Not to Force 'Crazy' World View on Their Kids: 'We Need Them'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/24/12 10:15AMCNN's Ali Velshi Learns How Important the Word 'No' Is
Max Read · 08/24/12 09:47AM
Around 10:15 CNN's Ali Velshi tweeted: "BREAKING: law enforcement source tells CNN there appears to be terrorism connection to the #ESBshooting." This happened several minutes after local New York City outlets reported that the man who opened fire outside the Empire State Building, so the tweet spread like wildfire. And then Velshi deleted it. Why?
Insane Sleeping Beauty Art Installation Recreates Fairy Tale with Real-Life Consequences
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/24/12 09:37AMA Canadian-Ukranian artist has recruited several women to play the part of sleeping beauty in a new art installation currently on display at the National Art Museum of Ukraine.










