It's fairly safe to assume that Dr Pepper was not trying to make any sort of statement about the Darwin's Theory of Evolution when it posted a throwaway ad on its Facebook page delineating the "evolution of flavor."

What's Italian Harry Potter lookalike and former boyfriend of Amanda Knox Raffaele Sollectio been up to since he was exonerated of murder charges and released from prison? Why, he's doing what anyone would do in his situation: writing a book about his sex with Amanda Knox, and going to Burning Man.

What we have here is a current Balearic remix of Aalyiah's already breezy 2001 hit "Rock the Boat," nothing more nothing less. It took me a second to hear past the slight cheese — this is actually quite lovely.

Welcome to Thatz Not Okay, a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Please send your questions to caity.weaver@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not Okay."

Ever since that weird photo of Al Pacino and Christopher Walken hanging out together surfaced a few months ago, many wondered what those two crazy dudes were up to.

What happens when you ask a bunch of eight-year-old kids to draw pictures of a horrific, scarring disaster that they not only lack the processing tools to understand but also happened three years before they were even born? You get drawings of stick figures jumping out of buildings with the caption "One-Way Ticket to Heaven."

If you ever wanted to watch Joaquin Phoenix fling himself from one side of a room to touch a wall and fling himself back to touch a window, describing how both feel in alternately concrete and abstract terms, over and over and over again, Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master is the movie for you.

Good news for those of you who travel a lot and look forward to throwing away your hotel's complimentary USA Today every morning: USA Today is getting a massive redesign. How's it look? Well, I think we at Gawker know a thing or two about horrific redesigns, so let's evaluate!

On yesterday's show, Rush Limbaugh put forward another of his signature "theories," noting in advance that he was "picking it off the wall."

Gawker contributing editor Kiese Laymon on looking up at Tupac Shakur on the 16th anniversary of his death, for Esquire.

Dina Lohan will finally get some television exposure on Monday when Dr. Phil airs his pre-recorded sit-down with the matriarch of the most messed up celebrity clan in America.

The ongoing (but maybe soon to end?) teachers' strike in Chicago is being viewed by many as an early skirmish in a coming war over the crisis in public education—stagnant or declining graduation rates, substandard educations, dilapidated schools, angry teachers, underserved students. There is one simple step that would go a long way toward resolving many of those issues: Make all schools public schools.

A surveillance camera inside the Sandsborg metro station near Stockholm, Sweden, captured footage of what initially appeared to be a man attempting to rescue a fellow subway patron who drunkenly fell off the platform onto the tracks.

"Give me a purr/Give me a line/Show me where to look/Tell me who's that feline?" Girl Talk's cat, apparently? [via Buzzfeed]

The Texas Chainsaw 3D trailer is here. Tagline should be "There will be headcheese," but it isn't.

The reviews of Mitt Romney's reaction to the Libya crisis this week were uniformly damning. But Donald Trump, little orange scamp that he is, knows solid trolling material when he sees it. Which is why he just offered up the above tweet, which accuses the President of being friends with terrorists. Because at this point, why not? Your man Romney is getting his ass kicked in the polls, so why not lay all your cards out on the table and accuse the President of virtually everything possible? Terrorism. Murder. Incest. Once you've crossed the line into blatant slander, you may as well go all the way.

Here's the final episode of Sex House, the Onion-produced series of YouTube shorts documenting the adventures of "six sexy singles" who "move into America's hottest mansion meticulously designed for only one thing: sex." (If you haven't watched the rest of the series, you can catch it all on YouTube; start here.) It's a reunion show, of course — bizarrely, jarringly chipper after the dark, J.G. Ballard-rewrites-No Exit feel of the first "season" quickly took after the premiere.

Sam Bacile, the filmmaker who took credit for the explosive anti-Islam film Muslim Innocence, told the media he was an Israeli, who made the movie with $5 million from 100 Jewish donors. But as we've learned from the actors themselves, nothing about the film is what it seems. All evidence suggests "Sam Bacile" is in fact an Egytian Coptic Christian and convicted fraudster living in California.

Competitive Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon players the world over have just been handed the ultimate cheat: Google has embedded a "Bacon Number" Easter egg into their search system, making the distance between you and the number of roles between an actor and Kevin Bacon even shorter.

The trailer for RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars is up. If Jujubee doesn't win, I'm organizing a protest. Occupy MAC.