A Real Housewife of New Jersey's Sister Totally (and Loudly) Lost It Backstage at Last Night's Reunion
Caity Weaver · 10/01/12 02:39PMThreats of grievous bodily harm have been the Real Housewives of New Jersey's bread and butter since way back in season one, when all the ladies took turns cracking their necks and implying super vaguely that their families were in the mafia. On last night's season four reunion show, though, things got real scary, real fast.
Hamilton Nolan · 10/01/12 02:17PM
Aw: Man Gives Girlfriend Another Chance After She Tore His Scrotum with Her Teeth
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/01/12 02:02PMUnemployment Stories, Vol. Ten: 'It Wouldn't Matter if I Just Disappeared from the Face of the Earth'
Hamilton Nolan · 10/01/12 01:40PMTV's Fall Haul: 666 Park Avenue
Rich Juzwiak · 10/01/12 01:35PM
For the next few weeks, we'll be evaluating many of the new fall shows as they air. These shows do not include Elementary, The Neighbors or the hilariously overrated navy soap Last Resort (in which brass stands in for organ, but the melodrama is at perfect daytime pitch) because their blandness reminded us just how tedious it is to spend time thinking about a bunch of new series that are just going to be off the air soon anyway. This one's kind of fun, though.
Caity Weaver · 10/01/12 01:18PM
Everybacon Calm Down: We're Not Going to Run Out of Bacon
Caity Weaver · 10/01/12 01:10PM
After British reports of upcoming bacon shortages last month led people whose whole identity is defined by the fact that they enjoy bacon and even sometimes consume it in unexpected ways -like chopped into tiny pieces and inserted into a chocolate bar- to begin selling off choice plots in the family cemetery lot in exchange for packages of frozen hog hash, American agricultural economists have stepped forward to soothe us all.
In Grim Irony, the Washington Post Company Diversifies Into Hospice Care
Cord Jefferson · 10/01/12 12:45PM
It's no secret that the Washington Post Company, home to one of America's most important and revered newspapers, is floundering. The company's once booming education business, Kaplan, has cooled significantly in recent quarters, and ad revenues in both print and online are also down. Fighting to keep its head above water, the Post Co. has now done what many dying people do: turned to hospice care.
Japanese Study Claims Viewing Photos of Cute Animals at Work May Boost Productivity
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/01/12 12:35PMThe Return of Homeland and Carrie Mathison's Perfect Flaws
Rich Juzwiak · 10/01/12 12:30PM
Our introduction to Homeland's C.I.A. officer protagonist Carrie Mathison was raw, almost punk: less than five minutes into the show's series premiere, we saw her wipe her crotch while scrambling to prepare for a meeting. With that moment, Homeland presented a portrait of Carrie's womanhood and sexuality that was nearly as unapologetic as the character itself.
Robert Kessler · 10/01/12 11:53AM
Kentucky Chinese Restaurant Shuttered After Customers Spot Roadkill Being Brought Into Kitchen
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/01/12 11:41AMTeenage Girl Disappears After Tweeting 'There Is Someone In My House,' Social Media Shitstorm Ensues
Adrian Chen · 10/01/12 11:26AM
Like its boring old relative, cable news, there is nothing that gets social media more excited than an imperiled white teenage girl. On Sunday night at around 6:15 p.m., New Jersey 16-year-old Kara Alongi tweeted "There is someone in my hour ecall 911." (sic.) The apparently panic-garbled tweet went viral over night, as millions of Twitter users urged followers to help find the kidnapped girl by tweeting hashtags and liking Facebook pages. There couldn't have been a bigger internet freakout if Joseph Kony himself had spirited Kara away.








