The Nicki Minaj-Mariah Carey Beef Is Officially Too Good to Be True
Louis Peitzman · 10/04/12 07:06PM
Is Nicki Minaj for real?
Nicole Kidman Would Pee on Zac Efron a Thousand Times Before She Would Say the N-Word Once
Caity Weaver · 10/04/12 06:10PM
At a recent press-conference for the New York Film festival, Australian southerner Nicole Kidman revealed there are some things that, as a mother, one simply does not do.
Upset Over Threat to PBS Funding, Little Girl Pens Letter to Romney Telling Him to 'Cut Off' Something Else
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/04/12 05:00PM
Rebel Wilson, Ellen DeGeneres Kill It With Salt-N-Pepa Classic
Robert Kessler · 10/04/12 04:46PMThe hilarious Rebel Wilson, who has seemingly taken Hollywood by storm since her scene-stealing role in Bridesmaids, appeared on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" today to promote her new film Pitch Perfect. Spoiler alert: I already saw it, it's fantastic.
Caity Weaver · 10/04/12 04:39PM
Which of These Eight Suspects Stole Julianne Moore's Jewels?
Caity Weaver · 10/04/12 04:23PM
Punching Your Lawyer in the Face During Sentencing Probably Won't Reduce Your Prison Time
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/04/12 04:10PM'90s Icons Tim Burton and Tori Amos Are Chasing Past Glory This Week
Rich Juzwiak · 10/04/12 04:00PM
This week, two relics of ‘90s alternaculture are openly revisiting their pasts with what are essentially reissues of their earlier work. Tori Amos has released Gold Dust, a collection of 14 (or 15, depending on which version you have) songs from her back catalog that she's rerecorded with the Metropole Orchestra. Meanwhile, Tim Burton has converted his pre-Pee Wee's Big Adventure short film Frankenweenie into a full-length stop-motion feature. It's out Friday.
Andy Cohen, Queen Latifah Revoke Anderson Cooper's Gay Card
Robert Kessler · 10/04/12 03:42PMToday's Song: Womack & Womack "Teardrops (12" Extended)"
Rich Juzwiak · 10/04/12 03:30PMThis song is so poignant it doesn't even need to try to be poignant. I prefer this beefed-up club version to the one on Womack & Womack's 1988 album, Conscience. The xx covered this a few years ago, but like most xx remakes and basically any cover that serves to de-R&B R&B, their version is, as the British say, pants. Womack & Womack's original remains largely forgotten, which is pantser.
Rich Juzwiak · 10/04/12 03:20PM
Blocking a Cockblocker, Keeping Your Baby Out of the Will, and Other Questionable Advice
Caity Weaver · 10/04/12 02:48PM
Here's a Photo of Hillary Clinton Admiring Christina Aguilera's Deep Decolletage
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/04/12 02:48PM
Snapped by AFP/Getty photographer Paul J. Richards during yesterday's McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony, this photo of World Food Programme Ambassador Christina Aguilera getting — ahem — vetted by Hillary Clinton leads The Superficial to wonder: "How long has Bill Clinton been able to assume control of Hillary's body?"
Al Gore Suggests Mile-High City's Altitude May Have Affected Obama's Ability to Debate
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/04/12 02:06PMReaching for seemingly any reasonable explanation for Obama's stunning listlessness at yesterday's presidential debate, former Vice President Al Gore offered up a "controversial" suggestion: It's the altitude, stupid.
Hamilton Nolan · 10/04/12 01:55PM
'Who Are You Banging?' And Other Questions Journalists Can't Ask One Direction
Camille Dodero · 10/04/12 01:45PM
One Direction are a very famous British boy band who're currently more popular than Botched Jesus Fresco. Since their serendipitous formation on Simon Cowell's X Factor, they have stolen the hearts and minds and babysitting incomes of young squeeing girls across the world, including a very notable one named Malia Obama.
The Top Ten Worst Tweets of the Debate
Max Read · 10/04/12 01:36PM
Twitter is the future: of politics, of media, of elections, of discourse. And of really stupid things. You can go anywhere else for the "funniest" or "best" tweets from last night. Here, we give you the worst:
