Here's Judge Judy saying, "#YOLO", having been set up by Katie Couric to make no sense at all.

Notice anything weird today? Birds flying backward? Blood-red rain? Danielle Staub is returning to the Real Housewives.

"I was making my way home after dinner when we quite literally bumped into this chap on the escalators between the Northern and Central lines at Tottenham Court Road station," said footage-taken Sam Napper, adding that he initially thought the "drunk Japanese businessman" was putting on a show for "his FX Trader mates."

If you run a convenience store, and someone purchases a winning scratch-off lottery ticket worth $5 million, and you decide that you want to steal it, it seems downright greedy, even in the context of a ripoff, to do this:

A Florida tanning salon owner is believed to have taken his own life after becoming inconsolable over President Obama's reelection.

After many, many stills and one freakin' awesome poster, Walt Disney Studios has finally gotten around to releasing the first full theatrical trailer for its upcoming Sam Raimi-directed Wizard of Oz prequel, Oz: The Great and Powerful.

Icon of new masculinity Channing Tatum joins the distinguished company of basically every Hollywood "it" guy since 1985 as People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive of 2012.

A 31-year-old woman admitted to a hospital in Galway, Ireland, late last month with severe back pain was revealed to be miscarrying, but doctors repeatedly refused to abort the fetus.

Here's a picture of Jill Kelley at home, watching news about the Petraeus affair on Fox News.

Papa John's is facing the wrath of their customers, and not just because their Obama-fearing CEO is threatening to cut employer's hours; it turns out the company sent customers over 500,000 unwanted text messages in early 2010. According to the the attorney representing the victimized fans of crap pizza, some customers received 15 or 16 texts in a row, often in the middle of the night.

As you may have heard, noted food expert Guy Fieri opened a restaurant, the appropriately titled Guy's American Kitchen & Bar, in Times Square in September. From other reviews/common sense, we already know it's terrible. Nonetheless, Pete Wells, The New York Times' restaurant critic, decided to review it so we could learn the Times' Official Opinion. Consisting entirely of rhetorical questions directed at Fieri, the review is sort of funny. Here are some of the better lines/questions:

Sources tell Fox News that Gen. Allen's emails to Jill Kelley weren't just flirtatious; they were more like "phone sex."

A 22-year-old college student in Rhode Island learned the hard way that, while you can get away with a lot of dumb drunken shit in college, what you absolutely cannot do is defy basic physics and do something like run through an eight-inch wide alley. For reasons that escape even her, Courtney Malloy attempted just such a feat and, of course, got stuck.

At the end of October, disgraced former Clinton adviser turned Fox News contributor Dick Morris predicted Mitt Romney was going to win in a landslide. "Pollster John McLaughlin and I went through the actual results of the last four elections and on average, the Republicans had 1 percent more than the Democrats," Morris said in an interview with Bill O'Reilly about the New York Times' poll. "So that poll is off by a factor of 8. So instead of Obama winning by 1, Romney would win Florida by 7."

At long last, God has answered our prayers: "fat-blocking" soda has arrived.

As with most art, each iteration of an image reflects less and less of what the original work was trying to convey, but then at some point it reaches a level of saturation and becomes something else entirely. A statement on the statement, if you will. Fox's attempt at the flowchart guide to the Petraeus Affair is perhaps the most telling: don't even try to understand this thing.

Though nearly every child knows what they want to be when they grow up, rarely do they grow up to be those things.

Well, it looks like David Petraeus got himself wrapped up with some real fine folks when he befriended the Khawam family. Jill Kelley (nee Khawam) is the financially troubled Tampa socialite who went to the feds complaining of harassing emails from an anonymous tormentor who turned out to by Paula Broadwell. Her twin sister, Natalie Khawam, is the bankrupt lawyer that a D.C judge has called "unstable," who has been repeatedly accused of lying to state and federal courts, and who, with her sister, regularly took Petraeus' wife on shopping trips. Just a couple regular gals!

To promote the fact that they're entirely customer-owned, Swedish insurance company Folksam has apparently started taking requests for ads from customers.

A Gawker reader pointed out yesterday that the intricacies of the Petraeus Love Pentagon are bordering on high school gossip-level insane. Since then, it's only gotten more intricate and insane. Here, we've brought in A High School Girl to break down the drama for you.