Nearly two months after the sudden death of a Florida man who won a pet store's roach-eating contest, the Broward medical examiner has released a report with the official cause of death.

Last night, pop singer Chris Brown, who infamously and brutally beat up Rihanna in 2009, launched a verbal, scatological attack on comedy writer Jenny Johnson. Johnson has made it a bit of a hobby to antagonize the 23-year-old Brown, and last night, after she called Brown a "worthless piece of shit" on Twitter, Brown unleashed a barrage of tweets at Johnson to tell her he was going to fart on her and defecate into her eye. As the internet gathered around yet another Chris Brown temper tantrum, Brown, who has hastily deleted offensive tweets in the past, went further than usual, deleting his entire Twitter account and disappointing his legion of fans, Team Breezy.

It's the holidays, and what better way to celebrate than with heartwarming stories about the power of familial love? Like this one, about the father who sent his three adult children a long letter expressing his "bitter disappointment" and listing the many "copulation-driven" things that they had done wrong in life. Talk about Christmas cheer!

Are you still waiting on your personalized email from President Bill Clinton thanking you for your donation to his campaign? Unless you're a maverick of space exploration or prevented a major war from escalating, that email isn't coming.

Girl Meets World, the Disney Channel's highly anticipated sequel to ABC's fondly remembered '90s sitcom Boy Meets World, is reportedly moving forward with the original show's leading stars Ben Savage and Danielle Fishel.

This morning, a press release hit the wires of PRWeb, a paid press release distribution site, saying that Google would be acquiring the tiny company ICOA Wireless for $400 million. ICOA's stock, which trades at fractions of a penny, briefly quadrupled in price after the press release hit. Media outlets (including our own Gizmodo) reported the story as fact, and investors immediately piled in. But very shortly after the release hit the news, it was denied by both parties, and outed as a fake. How did this happen?

Brazilian variety show Programa Silvio Santos is known for fairly run-of-the-mill hidden camera gags like "Magnetic Soup" and "Pig Grinder."

This bonus track from the upcoming official release of Terius Nash's 1977 album is nicely sung given his limited vocal capacity in addition to being raw as hell, but the best thing about it is its title. "Tender Tendencies." "Tender Tendencies." "Tender Tendencies!" It sounds like something you'd give your pet to keep them from gnawing your face off (aka pet treats).

Two facts are inescapable this Monday, November 26th, in the year of our Lord 2012.

The Internet has had to endure its fair share of stupid fads, but a new one emerging in the UK may have permanently raised the inanity bar for gerundial "crazes" everywhere.

Fans of David Sedaris will know that Christmas in Europe can get weird. And this Christmas boys will be boys but also girls will be boys.

In reference to Pete Wells merciless takedown of Guy Fieri's upscale Times Square dive, Brain Pickings brought up John Updike's rules of critical opinion, which state that the author — or, in this case, the restaurateur — should not be blamed "for not achieving what he did not attempt."

Last night while we were laughing at Lindsay Lohan, TLC aired Extreme Cougar Wives, which sounds like a fake show some savvy sitcom would invent to skewer network that brought you Extreme Couponing and Sister Wives. But it was real, and so were its cougar wives to whatever extent people are real when they go on reality TV to be weird.

Even the dogs in the US military are getting PTSD. Maybe this will lead to peace? Nobody seems to care about the humans.

Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Thomas E. Ricks was unceremoniously kicked off Fox News after he dared to "speak truth to power" by accusing the network of "operating as a wing of Republican Party."

Actor Angus T. Jones, best known for his role as the half in CBS's upsettingly successful Two and a Half Men, was raised in the Christian faith, but it wasn't until a recent bout of soul-searching that the child star had a full-blown Kirk Cameron-esque awakening complete with the renouncement of his Godless past as a Hollywood heathen.

More than two million Americans are scheduled to lose their unemployment benefits at the end of this year. Beyond that lies the abyss. Every week, we are bringing you true stories from the unemployed. These are your fellow citizens. This is what's happening out there.

Best Frankensentence: "My favorite Britney video is 'Slave' because it's empowering to women and it's sexy as hell!"

Incensed by Facebook's increasingly arbitrary terms of service and move to act by recent controversies involving breastfeeding photos, Theories of the Deep Understanding of Things (NSFW link) decided to see exactly what constitutes "indecent material" on Facebook these days.

It has been a banner week for TV movies starring Lindsay Lohan.