Hamilton Nolan · 01/15/13 11:15AM

If you sleep on your side, you are quite ordinary and boring. If you sleep on your stomach, you are a special flower.

Nobody Who Knows Anything Trusts the Banks

Hamilton Nolan · 01/15/13 10:25AM

A hedge funder is making noise about bringing down the salaries of executives at Morgan Stanley. Good. The government sure hasn't been successful at holding down corporate executive salaries, so maybe the market should work its magic—let hedge funds squeeze a few extra percentage points of profit in return for holding down the paychecks of the bosses of the banks they invest in. A worthwhile deal for the public. And a vindication of capitalism's mythical self-regulatory powers!

Taylor Berman · 01/15/13 01:00AM

New York will pass new gun control laws later today, becoming the first state to do so since the Newtown shootings.

Taylor Berman · 01/14/13 11:15PM

The most depressing day of 2013 might have been today. Or it's next Monday. Either way, you're in the clear in a week.

Florida's Governor Adopted a Dog for the Campaign, Promptly Returned It From Whence it Came

Robert Kessler · 01/14/13 07:28PM

A dog can be a political double-edged sword: treat it well and you get lots of good press; treat it shitty and, well, just ask Mitt Romney how that worked out for him. Florida's Republican (and wildly unpopular) Gov. Rick Scott is the latest politician to fall victim to dog-loving media. The Tampa Bay Times reveals that shortly after being elected governor, the Scott family returned a rescue dog they had adopted during the campaign back to its previous owners. Yikes.

The Death of Aaron Swartz and the New Hacker Crackdown

Adrian Chen · 01/14/13 07:02PM

In 1992, the sci-fi writer Bruce Sterling published The Hacker Crackdown, a riveting nonfiction book about a string of high-profile hacker busts on the early "electronic frontier" of the late '80s and early '90s. The first hacker crackdown shook the early internet to its core and helped mobilize political geeks. Today, we're in the midst of a new crackdown. And with the death this weekend of the legally and emotionally troubled 26-year-old computer genius Aaron Swartz, this one has a body count.

Spoiled Kids Get Worse Grades in College

Hamilton Nolan · 01/14/13 05:15PM

In what will surely go down as one of the most profoundly satisfying academic studies of the year, sociology professor Laura Hamilton has found that the more money parents pay for their kids' college educations, the worse their kids' grades are. Naturally.