Hamilton Nolan · 01/15/13 11:15AM
18 Severed Human Heads Discovered in Package at Airport; Everyone Being Very Chill About It
Caity Weaver · 01/15/13 11:00AMFifth Grader Bullied for 'Gay Tendencies' Brings Butcher Knife to School
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/15/13 10:50AMHere Are Seven (Very) Short Stories About Drones by Award-Winning Author Teju Cole
Max Read · 01/15/13 10:42AMNobody Who Knows Anything Trusts the Banks
Hamilton Nolan · 01/15/13 10:25AM
A hedge funder is making noise about bringing down the salaries of executives at Morgan Stanley. Good. The government sure hasn't been successful at holding down corporate executive salaries, so maybe the market should work its magic—let hedge funds squeeze a few extra percentage points of profit in return for holding down the paychecks of the bosses of the banks they invest in. A worthwhile deal for the public. And a vindication of capitalism's mythical self-regulatory powers!
Popular YouTube Prankster Arrested for Giving People Wedgies
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/15/13 10:05AMCleaning Lady Steals Train, Slams It Into Apartment Building
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/15/13 09:02AMFish Feeder Nearly Becomes Real-Life Jonah After Tarpon Swallows His Arm Whole
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/15/13 08:21AMWarning: Turn down the volume, shit gets loud.
Taylor Berman · 01/15/13 01:00AM
Taylor Berman · 01/14/13 11:15PM
Clarence Thomas Ended His 7-Year Courtroom Silence With a Stupid Joke
Taylor Berman · 01/14/13 10:59PM
Monday morning, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas broke his impressive seven-year courtroom silence with a stupid Yale joke. Or at least that's what people think he said – the official transcriber (somewhat appropriately) failed to record the entire comment, although they did note it produced some laughter.
Al Sharpton Rips Into 'Gun Appreciation Day' Chairman Who Thinks Slavery Might Not Have Happened If We Had Just Given Black People Guns
Kate Bennert · 01/14/13 10:00PMThe Atlantic Is Now Publishing Bizarre, Blatant Scientology Propaganda as 'Sponsored Content' (UPDATE)
Taylor Berman · 01/14/13 09:22PM
The Atlantic –- the one time publisher of Mark Twain, Nathaniel Hawthorne and Edith Wharton –- is now publishing Scientology propaganda. The "sponsored content"</a, bought and paid for by the Church of Scientology, went up Monday around noon and features all sorts of breathless praise for Scientology and its alleged growth last year.
Florida's Governor Adopted a Dog for the Campaign, Promptly Returned It From Whence it Came
Robert Kessler · 01/14/13 07:28PM
A dog can be a political double-edged sword: treat it well and you get lots of good press; treat it shitty and, well, just ask Mitt Romney how that worked out for him. Florida's Republican (and wildly unpopular) Gov. Rick Scott is the latest politician to fall victim to dog-loving media. The Tampa Bay Times reveals that shortly after being elected governor, the Scott family returned a rescue dog they had adopted during the campaign back to its previous owners. Yikes.
Everyone Mistook Denzel Washington's 21-Year-Old Daughter for His 62-Year-Old Wife Last Night
Caity Weaver · 01/14/13 07:15PMThe Death of Aaron Swartz and the New Hacker Crackdown
Adrian Chen · 01/14/13 07:02PM
In 1992, the sci-fi writer Bruce Sterling published The Hacker Crackdown, a riveting nonfiction book about a string of high-profile hacker busts on the early "electronic frontier" of the late '80s and early '90s. The first hacker crackdown shook the early internet to its core and helped mobilize political geeks. Today, we're in the midst of a new crackdown. And with the death this weekend of the legally and emotionally troubled 26-year-old computer genius Aaron Swartz, this one has a body count.









