What is there to say about a night dedicated to music that is kind of, almost catchy enough to be OK? Not much. Just smile and bob, smile and bob.

After a fire in the engine room, a Carnival cruise ship with 4,000 passengers is now drifting around the Gulf of Mexico.

Three people were killed in a helicopter crash early Sunday morning in northern Los Angeles County. The crash occurred during filming for an untitled military-themed reality TV show set to air on the Discovery Channel.

The lyrics of Jack White's "Love Interruption" go: "I want love to walk right up and bite me / Grab a hold of me and fight me." During his Grammy Awards performance with Ruby Amanfu, it sounds like one or both of them may have said "fuck" instead of "fight." But maybe they didn't.

Justin Bieber's questionable decision to counter-program the Grammy's with a livestream of his own (revenge for his Grammy snub, no doubt) is – surprise, surprise – not going so well. It seems as though Biebz or, more likely, his management team (ban Scooter) didn't anticipate the power of Beliebers and the U-Stream went over capacity. And then Bieber got sad :(

As those of us in the northeast recover from Nemo the giant snowstorm that hit this weekend, our Southern brethren are dealing with a massive storm of their own. Sunday evening a tornado touched down in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, part of a wave of severe storms that passed through Mississippi and Louisiana. As you can see from the video above, the tornado was mammoth. Major damage was reported in Hattiesburg, which is the home of the University of Southern Mississipi. No injuries were reported on the university's campus, though CNN reports three injured in the region. We'll have updates as more information comes in.

The 55th annual Grammy Awards, the music industry's best-catered sham, will air tonight at 8 p.m. on CBS. Let's watch them and talk about them and love them and hate them here.

Yesterday, the Washington Post ran an open letter to college professors written by retiring high school teacher Kenneth Bernstein that read, in part:

Is London seething with vicious urban foxes ready to cut their teeth on the children of England?

The trail is apparently cold in pursuit of alleged killer Christopher Dorner as police begin to scale back their search in the San Bernardino Mountains, Dorner's last know whereabouts. Los Angeles Police Commissioner Charlie Beck has offered an easy surrender to Dorner, announcing to the fugitive:

William Shatner posted a note on Reddit taking "racists and hate mongers" to task, asks users to "remember the human."

During his time in office, Michael Bloomberg has been pretty "Don't Give a Fuck" when it comes to making sure poor and middle class people feel welcome in New York City. His newest plan for the cash-strapped city housing authority (NYCHA), however, might just be his most DGAF move ever.

In order to make ends meet this year after suing her financial managers, writer Patricia Cornwell has sold off the following items:

The British (and much of the EU) are freaking out over this horse meat scandal, which has only grown in intensity since it was revealed that instead of just trace amounts of equine meat in frozen food manufacturer Findus' Lasagna products, it was, er, pretty much all horse.

The Grammy Awards air tonight at 8, which means for about three hours on Twitter, the Grammy Awards will be relevant.

Here are three things that have happened this week, in order of how difficult they are to believe. Depending on your own levels of credulousness, you may find yourself able to believe in them out of order. This is fine; the human condition is varied and complex.

The best interviews either confirm something that viewers have always hoped to be true or surprises them utterly; Emmanuelle Riva does both. Of course she is too tired to attend the BAFTAs; of course she is happiest when she is working. She is everything we want an 85-year-old Frenchwoman in the middle of an unexpected career resurgence and more.

Imagine: a New York Times without articles about retirement or a Health section, no Gail Collins, and Paul Krugman wearing a bandana and a cool pair of shades. Endless trend pieces about the death of chivalry and instead of a Metro section, just something called BKLN. The Style section grows three times as large, and covers the same young literary darlings multiple times per edition ("They're young, Ivy-bred, have read Baudrillard, and love cigarettes. Totally boss.")

The LAPD has bought a new truck for the two women accidentally shot by police offers while searching for Chris Dorner.

The Northeast continues to dig out from Friday's massive blizzard, which now ranks among the top five largest ever to hit New England. 300,000 people are still without power while the death toll has risen to nine.