Dennis Rodman Says Kim Jong Un Just Wants Obama to 'Call Him'
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/03/13 10:06AMThe Daily News Had to Have Known This Cover Was in Terrible Taste
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/02/13 06:23PMApple Doesn't Want You Emailing About 'Barely Legal Teens'
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/02/13 05:30PM
Apple's iCloud email service has a neat trick: instead of relegating emails that contains phrases like "barely legal teens" to your spam folder, it simply doesn't deliver your message. Macworld, which might have been tipped off by someone who would like to remain anonymous, has found that emails containing that phrase simply disappear:
It's So Hard to Be an Ambitious 20-Something New Yorker
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/02/13 04:40PM
The New York Times Style section has logged another entry in its ongoing coverage of economic reality happening to young, pretty people. This time, the paper of record has focused on low-paying jobs with endless hours. Janitorial? No way, Jose — Creative! Look at these tired blue eyes stuck behind tortoise-shell glasses, hundreds of feet above the whimpering masses, stuck inside a small midtown office.
Florida Sinkhole Continues to Grow, Victim Might Never Be Recovered
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/02/13 03:17PMDavid Brooks Wishfully, Wrongly Believes the Chinese Have No Word for 'Nerd'
Tom Scocca · 03/02/13 03:07PM
New York Times columnist and culture scholar David Brooks had some thoughts this week about the difference between hardworking Chinese students and lazy American students. The Chinese, he wrote, see education as a moral enterprise, built around the cultivation of discipline and other internal virtues, while Westerners focus on learning about things and are hung up on "critical inquiry" and "sharing ideas."
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/02/13 02:39PM
State Department Finds Keystone XL Won't Hurt Environment or Help Economy
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/02/13 02:05PM
The State Department released its report yesterday on the environmental impact of constructing the controversial Keystone XL pipeline. It found that the massive pipeline is "unlikely to have a substantial impact on the rate of development in the oil sands," meaning that Canada will most likely proceed with developing the Alberta tar sands whether the pipeline is built or not, and it ultimately won't contribute to global warming.
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/02/13 01:26PM
Sequester Frees Thousands of Immigrants Facing Deportation
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/02/13 12:45PM
The big winners in the enormous budget cuts that will gut the federal government: undocumented immigrants! The Department of Homeland Security has released from its jails more than 2000 immigrants who were facing deportation, well above the number that the Obama administration said would be (which is a shame for the Obama administration, which just loves deporting people).
China Turns Prisoner Executions Into Reality TV
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/02/13 11:43AMMax Rivlin-Nadler · 03/02/13 10:50AM
Insane Philly Teacher Proposal Ends Seniority and Water Fountains
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/02/13 10:28AMA Few Men Who Begged Me Not to Write About Them
N. Michelle AuBuchon · 03/02/13 10:05AMA Lesson in Sexist Humor, Help Translating, Prison Time, and Other Suggestions This Week
Maggie Lange · 03/01/13 07:30PM
Gawker has recently taken on an ebullient team of Swedish correspondents Hjalmar Sveinbjőrnsson and Alex who self-described their role as a "worthless hire." Regardless, they have completed their first assignment on the Onion / Quvenzhané Wallis debacle. While we have one overt letter criticizing these far-flung contributors, we also noticed an increase of people offering translation services, most of whom used questionable grammar, syntax, and vocabulary themselves.
Lindsay Lowdown: Lohan Wants to Become a Motivational Speaker; Judge Finds Her Lawyer 'Incompetent'
Caity Weaver · 03/01/13 06:47PMOut of the Mouth of Babes: 11-Year-Old Kid Calls Dallas City Council Members Out for Being Rude to Constituents
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/01/13 06:24PMLeviathan: A Documentary Made By People Who Hate Documentaries
Rich Juzwiak · 03/01/13 06:07PM
The fish slide around the deck, mouths gaping, eyes about to pop. The POV dips from blurry water to above the surface, and every time we rise the screech of gulls hovering above the sea is more voluminous, a bigger shock. A thick, golden chain pierces the infinite darkness. Skates are elevated, their wings hacked off with a machete, their bodies discarded. Heaving nets give birth to a haul of sea life in an extended plop. Sea spray glistens against the night. A yellow light offsets the blue-black sky and highlights the chunky, red blood, and it's hard to recall a time when the primary color palette has seemed more menacing.








