Suspect in Fatal Hit-and-Run Accident Turns Himself In, Says He Was Being Shot at During Crash
Cord Jefferson · 03/06/13 07:09PMLions Fatally Maul Woman Having Sex with Her Boyfriend 'in a Bushy Area'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/06/13 07:05PMI Can't Believe You're Watching This Astronaut Make a Sandwich in Space
Caity Weaver · 03/06/13 06:15PMOn Wednesday, the internet fell in love with this video of Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield preparing himself a sandwich in space, or, as Smithsonian magazine puts it, "Spaaaaaaace!" It's easy to see why. The video combines two things the Internet loves: videos with a running time under two-and-a-half minutes and sandwiches.
Cord Jefferson · 03/06/13 06:14PM
University Student Posts 'Totally Not Racist' Video Listing All the Racist Reasons He'd Hate to Be Asian [UPDATE]
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/06/13 06:05PMRich Juzwiak · 03/06/13 05:10PM
Tom Scocca · 03/06/13 05:01PM
On Choosing Sex Music
Rich Juzwiak · 03/06/13 05:00PM
To hear others tell it, Woman, the acclaimed debut album from L.A.-based sleepy pop duo Rhye, is the perfect choice for sex music. "Woman is bound to become fodder for a tasteful boudoir soundtrack," says Pitchfork. "The kind of album that can only be made in the feverish early stages of all-consuming eroticism and adoration," says Spin. "Now the pair may be destined to take on the mantle, for a smaller crowd, that Sade has held for millions around the world. Is Rhye prepared to be indiedom's baby-making soundtrack of choice?" says the New York Times. "A blush to the cheeks means the music is working," says FILTER.
Today's Song: Surahn “Watching The World (Prins Thomas Remix)"
Rich Juzwiak · 03/06/13 04:55PMSenator Rand Paul Takes Four-Hour Stand Against Drone Assassination on American Soil
Max Read · 03/06/13 04:38PM
For four hours now, Sen. Rand Paul (R - Ky.) has been filibustering the nomination of John Brennan as CIA director, following through on a threat he'd made earlier this month after Attorney General Eric Holder refused to rule out the use of unmanned drones in targeted assassinations on American soil in "extraordinary circumstances."
Student Who Badmouthed Teacher on Twitter Learns an Invaluable Lesson: Teachers Use Twitter Too
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/06/13 04:28PMRoger Ailes Is Exactly the Kind of Jerk You'd Expect the Head of Fox News to Be
Cord Jefferson · 03/06/13 04:06PM
Roger Ailes is the pallid, smirking, ultra-rich white guy who sits atop the unrepentant lie factory that is Fox News. A new book about Ailes, Roger Ailes: Off Camera, is due out this month, and Vanity Fair has an excerpt. Off Camera was written by Zev Chafets—the man behind a cheerleading 2010 Rush Limbaugh biography—and has been viewed as a would-be preemptive strike against another Ailes biography coming out this year, from New York contributing editor Gabe Sherman, The Loudest Voice in the Room: Fox News and the Making of America.
Cat Can't Quite Wrap Its Feline Mind Around Trippy Optical Illusion
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/06/13 03:35PMLooking for a cheap and easy way to mess with your cat? Well, I can't hear your response, but since you own a cat, I'm going to assume the answer is yes.
Laughing Loudly Inside His Own Home Leads to Potential Jail Time for Disabled Man
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/06/13 03:20PMTina Fey Responds to Taylor Swift's Vanity Fair Diss by Telling Her to Grow a Pair, Basically
Caity Weaver · 03/06/13 02:47PMCops Find Meth in Woman's Crack, Loaded Gun in Her Vagina
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/06/13 02:28PMGeorge Lucas Wants to Build an Inspiring Art Museum in San Francisco
Maggie Lange · 03/06/13 02:05PMHamilton Nolan · 03/06/13 02:00PM
Cuba Gooding Jr. Introduced Himself as 'Dick McWilly' at a Party, Told a Lady He'd Had Sex with a Leprechaun
Caity Weaver · 03/06/13 01:52PM
Flirting with strangers is nerve-wracking. You don't want your flirts to come across as boring, but walking the tightrope between "intriguing" and "crazy" can be perilous. Even seasoned pros occasionally skew toward the latter. Take Cuba Gooding, Jr., for example. On Monday, he told a lady at a party that his name was Dick McWilly AND that he'd just gotten out of jail AND that he'd had sex with a leprechaun.








