A Major Poll Is Asking Florida Voters if Ted Cruz Is the Zodiac Killer
Ashley Feinberg · 02/25/16 09:54AMAntonin Scalia Spent His Last Day on Earth Living It Up With Members of a Very Old and Mysterious Hunting Society
Brendan O'Connor · 02/25/16 12:21AMDon't Forget Donald Trump Is Currently Fighting Off Two Multimillion Dollar Lawsuits Over the Super Fake "Trump University"
Brendan O'Connor · 02/24/16 10:10PMSuit: South Carolina Woman Died in Jail After She Was "Deprived of Water"
Brendan O'Connor · 02/24/16 08:15PMBrooklyn District Attorney Drops Charges Against All 5 Teens Accused in Brownsville Gang Rape
Brendan O'Connor · 02/24/16 07:05PMNYPD Captain Says Teen Park Slope Serial Muggers Come From "Good Families" (White)
Jordan Sargent · 02/24/16 07:00PM
Last night at a city council meeting, NYPD 78th precinct commanding officer Frank DiGiacomo told attendees that recently apprehended suspects in a string of muggings in Park Slope are bike-riding teens that come from “good families” from “around the neighborhood.” What do you think he likely means by that?
No One Wants to Sit Next to Ted Cruz
Ashley Feinberg · 02/24/16 06:43PM
Bane of his family’s existence Ted Cruz isn’t very popular among his colleagues, either—this much we knew. Ted, however, still seems to be struggling with the concept. Because while attending Antonin Scalia’s funeral this past weekend, he kept insisting on sitting next to other humans. And absolutely no one wanted to sit next to Ted.
Uber's Gun Policy Only Has One Problem
Jordan Sargent · 02/24/16 05:55PM500 Days of Kristin, Day 396: "White Beauties"
Allie Jones · 02/24/16 05:44PMMelania Trump Donated to Hillary Clinton's Campaign in 2006
Ashley Feinberg · 02/24/16 04:40PM
Speaker of literally dozens of words Melania Trump is her husband’s biggest supporter—despite the fact that she doesn’t seem to actually understand what Donald Trump’s platforms are. And apparently, it’s better that way. Because as Buzzfeed News reported earlier today, back in 2006, Melania Trump donated $2,000 to Clinton’s then-campaign committee, Friends of Hillary.
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Hamilton Nolan · 02/24/16 02:53PMThe Only Way Republicans Win This Supreme Court Fight Is by Confirming Barack Obama's Nominee
Jay Willis · 02/24/16 02:25PMA Guide To Spinning Your Favorite Republican Candidate's Slaughter At the Hands of Donald Trump
Jordan Sargent · 02/24/16 02:10PM
Last night, your favorite Republican candidate once again got massacred by Donald Trump. It might seem like things are getting pretty dire. It’s going to be hard for you to defend your favorite Republican candidate to your co-workers at the water cooler, where you all discuss politics daily. But you really shouldn’t worry. Honestly. Your favorite Republican candidate is going to beat Donald Trump, there’s no question about it. Just listen to their campaigns!
One Man's Inspiring Moment Offers Hope for America in a Trying Time
Andy Cush · 02/24/16 01:59PM
A few days ago, when I was riding the train, my girlfriend asked me for a debriefing on the big news of the last week. So I told her: death of a Supreme Court justice, and no one’s sure how he’ll be replaced; battle between giant tech corporation and giant law enforcement agency over the fate of your smartphone privacy; increasingly real possibility that an openly racist reality TV star will take the Republican presidential nomination. “Now I’m feeling really depressed,” she answered. “I wish I hadn’t asked.”
Constituent Accuses Mayor of Fucking His Wife in Wild Town Meeting
Allie Jones · 02/24/16 01:00PMDonald Trump Nabs Key Endorsement From Vaping Congressman
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/24/16 12:06PMDonald Trump Thanks the “Poorly Educated” Voters Who Helped Him Win Nevada
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/24/16 11:21AMDonald Trump won his third straight primary in a row Tuesday, attributing his victory in part to the poorly educated voters who supported him in the Nevada caucus.