Max Read · 04/04/13 11:24AM

The University of Rhode Island is on lockdown while officials investigate a possible gunman on campus.

Robert Rodriguez Needs Weapons for His New Movie

Mike Bracken, the Horror Geek · 04/04/13 10:59AM

With a body of work that includes the guitar case rocket-launcher in Desperado and the motorized vampire-staker in From Dusk til Dawn, it's obvious that director Robert Rodriguez knows a thing or two about crafting amazing weapons that don't really exist (although I wish they did). But now he's turning to the denizens of the Internet for help with his latest project.

Parisian Sheep are Landscaping City Fields Between Naps and Malaise

Maggie Lange · 04/04/13 10:00AM

While farm animals wandering amok in city parks are often associated with agrarian cities of yesteryear, and also Texas, some Parisian officials have decided that woolly mouton are the latest chic, sophisticated addition to the 21st century metropolis.

The Only Halfway Normal Character on Girls Just Quit Girls

Caity Weaver · 04/04/13 09:18AM

Christopher Abbott, better (and forever) known as Charlie on Girls, has just announced his abrupt departure from the HBO series, which follows a group of youths with undiagnosed personality disorders as they careen wildly around New York's Brooklyn borough.

Caity Weaver · 04/04/13 09:16AM

Beyoncé released a new Pepsi commercial today in which she hallucinates she is visited by her past, then murders it.

RichieLeaks: Massive Document Dump Exposes Identities of Anonymous Offshore Accounts

Max Read · 04/04/13 07:27AM

If you're a rich person hiding your money from the taxman on a tiny island nation, you'd better call your bank. (Also: fuck you.) A massive trove of documents has exposed the offshore holdings of hundreds of individuals and companies from around the world—revealing, in detail, the secret means by which the rich and powerful store and hide their wealth. Over the last year, dozens of journalists working with the internation Consortium of Investigative Journalists and publications from around the world have been analyzing millions of emails, statements and other records in an attempt to untangle the complicated knot of payments and transfers that make up the estimated $20-trillion offshore finance industry. "Government officials and their families and associates in Azerbaijan, Russia, Canada, Pakistan, the Philippines, Thailand, Canada, Mongolia and other countries have embraced the use of covert companies and bank accounts," ICIJ writes in its "key findings." Among the names in the documents: Jean-Jacques Augier, an aide and confidante to French President François Hollande; the former finance minister of Mongolia; the president of Azerbaijan; the wife of Russian Deputy Prime Minister Igor Shuvalov; the husband of Canadian Senator Pana Merchant; the daughter of Ferdinand Marcos—and our old friend Denise Rich. ICIJ's placed its preliminary findings up here. [ICIJ, The Guardian, Der Spiegel]

Taylor Berman · 04/03/13 11:34PM

A NYPD officer was arrested for allegedly robbing drug dealers of over $1 million and 250 kilograms of cocaine.

Former Shoe Salesman Arrested for Trying to Cut Off Ex-Girlfriend's Toe Two Months After Allegedly Biting Off Part of Same Ex-Girlfriend's Toe

Taylor Berman · 04/03/13 10:50PM

That headline says it all, really. But in case you want to know more: In early February, Daniel Anaya, a former shoe salesman in Santa Fe, New Mexico, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault after he allegedly bit part of his ex-girlfriend's toe to the bone. That wasn't the first time he'd bitten her toe, according to the ex; in November of 2012, she broke up with him after he bit her other big toe. The incident resulted the aforementioned charges (which were later dismissed after a witness failed to appear in court) and a restraining order from the ex-girlfriend against Anaya.

Taylor Berman · 04/03/13 09:47PM

At least one person was killed during a shooting at Fort Knox. Police are still searching for the suspected shooter.

U.S. Embassy in Cairo Deletes Twitter Account After Linking to Daily Show Clip

Taylor Berman · 04/03/13 09:19PM

The U.S. Embassy in Cairo could use a good social media editor after two disastrous days on Twitter. The embassy's problems began Tuesday, when they (or whoever is in charge of their Twitter account) tweeted a link to The Daily Show's passionate defense of "Egypt's Jon Stewart" Bassem Youseff, who was arrested last weekend for insulting President Mohamed Morsi and Islam. That tweet didn't go over well with the offices of Morsi or the Muslim Brotherhood.

Taylor Berman · 04/03/13 06:43PM

President Obama will return 5 percent of his salary to show solidarity with federal workers affected by the sequester.