Jeremy Irons: Gay Marriage Will Cause Fathers to Marry Their Sons

Taylor Berman · 04/04/13 08:15PM

Jeremy Irons gave an interview to Huffington Post Live yesterday and and the
64-year-old Oscar winner and one-time relevant actor had some interesting ideas about gay marriage. But did Irons take the chance to support the cause? Or to give your standard right-wing justifications as to why it should be illegal? No, no. He took a different approach altogether. For Irons, it's not an issue of equality or family values, but instead one of potential father-son incest, to avoid taxes.

Taylor Berman · 04/04/13 06:50PM

Newt Gingrich stays up until 2 am watching Downton Abbey. "You're never bored. It's sort of MTV designed into longform."

Exciting Day for Meat: All The Meats Are Getting New Names

Caity Weaver · 04/04/13 06:32PM

Looks like one more staple of Americana was just added to the list of things we'll have to explain to our space-children a thousand years from now when they ask us "What was April 4, 2013 like?" Pork chops are about to be eliminated forever.

Tom Scocca · 04/04/13 03:06PM

"Sir, Mr. Ebert, this is Will Leitch, an editor at the Daily Illini." How Roger Ebert put up with one young writer.

Roger Ebert, Legendary Critic, Dead at 70

Max Read · 04/04/13 02:46PM

Roger Ebert, the celebrated film critic, has passed away at age 70. Though active as a critic and pundit to the very end, Ebert had battled thyroid cancer since 2002, and lost his voice in 2006 following surgical complications.

Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Tap Your Face and Throw it Away

Kate Bennert · 04/04/13 02:12PM

Today Facebook announced their new "not a Facebook phone"-Facebook-phone "Facebook Home" which is basically a phone where all you can do is look at Facebook. "This is a phone," announced a sweaty, mumbly Mark Zukerberg, "that is centered around people not apps." By which he actually means: "this is a phone which enables you to treat your human friends like aps."

'All Cops Are Bastards': Montreal Woman Arrested for Posting Anti-Police Street Art to Instagram

Camille Dodero · 04/04/13 01:00PM

Cops have always quietly hassled kids for photographing freshly adorned graffiti and street art, the unfair presumption being that they might be the vandal returning to preserve their work. But even in that context, what happened yesterday in Canada is bonkers: a 20-year-old Montreal woman was arrested for posting a photo of anti-police street art to her Instagram feed.