Here Are the 'Career-Ending' Marco Rubio Rumors BuzzFeed Wants to Write About Without Writing About

John Cook · 04/15/13 01:35PM

BuzzFeed, your go-to source for lists of animals, snuff videos, and racial superiority propaganda, has posted a fascinating new political story about the persistent personal rumors dogging Sen. Marco Rubio. Well, "about" might not be the right word. The story, by McKay Coppins, is premised on the existence of the rumors, and clearly relies on reporting and interviews during which the rumors were discussed. The only thing missing is the rumors themselves, because, Hey, BuzzFeed doesn't traffic in rumors!

John Cook · 04/15/13 01:11PM

Arianna Huffington's daughter comes out as a cocaine addict; misuses the word "blog" in the same manner as her mother.

Reform-Minded Pope Francis Vows He'll Crack Down... on Feminist Nuns

Adam Weinstein · 04/15/13 01:02PM

Oh, dreamy South American Pope Francis, restoring hope in a vibrant, evolving Catholic Church. He's just the pontiff we need to root out the perverted scourge that for so long has besmirched the clergy's ranks: ladies with opinions on things.

Cord Jefferson · 04/15/13 10:50AM

Dubya says he is "comfortable" with the choices he made in office. Countless dead Iraqi civilians are probably less so.

Let's All Enjoy the Collapse of Gold Prices Together

Max Read · 04/15/13 08:09AM

YouTube commenters have many lessons to teach us. Lessons like: Trayvon Martin was a thug! White people are oppressed! The creator of this particular piece of content is a faggot! Infowars dot com! Invest in gold to avoid being suckered by the reptoid-controlled Fed and its fiat currency!

The Gut-Wrenching Times Op-Ed a Gitmo Prisoner Dictated Over the Phone

Max Read · 04/15/13 07:17AM

There's a first-time op-ed writer on today's New York Times Opinion Pages. His name is Samir Naji al Hasan Moqbel, and this is his first published op-ed because he's a prisoner at Guantanamo Bay, and can only "write" by dictating to his lawyers, through a translator, over the phone. "I've been detained at Guantánamo for 11 years and three months," he writes. "I have never been charged with any crime. I have never received a trial. I could have been home years ago—no one seriously thinks I am a threat—but still I am here." Moqbel, like many of his fellow detainees—between 40 and 60, depending on who's counting—is undertaking a hunger strike to protest his detention; in the editorial, he describes his twice-daily force-feedings: "I am still being force-fed. Two times a day they tie me to a chair in my cell. My arms, legs and head are strapped down. I never know when they will come. Sometimes they come during the night, as late as 11 p.m., when I'm sleeping." This weekend, after the Red Cross had left and during a media blackout, prisoners and military guards clashed as the authorities attempted to end the protest by moving prisoners from the communal blocks into individual cells—a step back toward the Bush administration's maximum security-style detention policies. The protests were sparked by what prisoners described as mistreatment of their Qurans during searches, but Moqbel writes that its aims are broad: "I just hope that because of the pain we are suffering, the eyes of the world will once again look to Guantánamo before it is too late." [NYT | Miami Herald]

Here's the First Trailer for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Taylor Berman · 04/14/13 11:10PM

The trailer for Catching Fire, the sequel to The Hunger Games, was unveiled late Sunday night during the MTV Movie Awards. It looks...exciting for fans of the franchise. Jennifer Lawrence is back in serious action hero mode ("Go ahead," she tells some soldier guy pointing a gun at her), and all your favorite actors are back playing characters with strange names. Woody Harrelson as Haymitch Abernathy. Donald Sutherland as President Snow. Jeffrey Wright as Beetee. And, in what's apparently a big deal, Philip Seymour Hoffman is Plutarch Heavensbee.

Taylor Berman · 04/14/13 10:17PM

Turbo Tax's website is experiencing some problems, not that anyone waited until the last minute to do their taxes.