The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto doesn't believe that a mentally deficient gunshot victim like Gabby Giffords could have written a New York Times op-ed on her own.

Ronald Clark's lawyer called his client's three-month jail sentence for possession of cartoon pornography a case of "law gone mad."

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the 19-year-old suspect in last week's Boston Marathon bombings, has been charged with carjacking and "using a weapon of mass destruction," and could face the death penalty.

Long day, huh? How are you feeling? Change is hard. If it helps, you can head over to Crosstalk, a Kinja group blog of Gawker readers/haters, and vent.

Massachusetts doctors say the 180-plus people injured in last week's marathon bombing are all likely to survive.

A study published in the latest issue of Pediatrics — the official journal of the American Academy of Pediatrics — is issuing a "call to arms to parents and doctors" who are unaware of the serious medical conditions that could arise from engaging in the so-called Cinnamon Challenge.

"You don't sound like the ones on Bravo," says the blondest, hottest girl in the school, Fawcett (Sasha Pieterse), to the guy she is tying to woo, Tanner (Michael J. Willett). Tanner is freshly out of the closet and the coveted accessory of his school's three most popular girls, to whom he compares "warlords in a Third World country." Tanner is the titular G.B.F. – gay best friend — of Jawbreaker director Darren Stein's latest movie of high-school clique absurdity. Tanner is one of the most specific gay teens I've ever seen portrayed on screen.

Last Friday, at 12:40 a.m., that blonde actress that your mom likes—"You know the one. She’s very cute. Reeve Witherspoon?"—was arrested for disorderly conduct after shouting at a police officer who was arresting her husband, Jim Toth for drunk driving. The Smoking Gun just posted a copy of the incident report. Here it is with our notes.

A woman visiting the circus in Salina, Kansas, had a too-close encounter with an escaped tiger in the most unlikely of places: The bathroom.

Here's a byline you never saw in WSJ before: Snoop Lion. The rapper blogged about his reinvention as a Rastafarian reggae man. Sorry, West Coast.

A tanning salon in Ohio reportedly refused to refund a patron's money after turning her away for being "too fat to tan."

My fellow Americans, it is time. Time for a life-altering journey of self-discovery and introspection with George W. Bush.

Our first choice of actor to stage a dramatic reading of "The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read" was, of course, Richard Dreyfuss.

In a heartfelt note posted to its official blog, Reddit, which is not known for its candor about its weaknesses, apologized for its driving role in the dumb vigilante justice that swept up the internet in the wake of the Boston Marathon Bombing, which in its worst moment mislabeled missing Brown student Sunil Tripathi a suspect.

Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was arraigned in his hospital bed, though charges are sealed. He will not be tried as an enemy combatant.

A female Redditor who claims to be putting herself through college by working as a stripper in Atlanta decided to do a different sort of showing off late last night when she laid bare her $3,345 mixed-bill take from a single day of work at her strip club.

That transcendental meditation is already paying off! Rupert Murdoch has begun putting his phone-hacking scandal behind him with a slap-on-the wrist shareholder settlement that will be paid in part by insurance.

Senator Lindsey Graham claims the FBI was unaware dead Boston bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev traveled to Russia for six months in 2011 because of a mistake spelling his name.

A.J. Clemente, a rookie news anchor from Bismarck, North Dakota, who has already made a name for himself by having the worst first day on the job ever, was officially fired a short while ago.

Fresh off the heels of his victory against carbonated-sugar-water terror, New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg is poised to intensify his war on cancer sticks.