Cord Jefferson · 06/03/13 04:21PM
John Cook · 06/03/13 04:20PM
6 Minutes of People Losing Their Shit Over Last Night's Game of Thrones
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/03/13 04:14PMPhotojournalist Replaced by iPhone Uses iPhone to Document Joblessness
Cord Jefferson · 06/03/13 03:58PM
Photojournalist Rob Hart was among the 28 staffers laid off when the Chicago Sun-Times decided to get rid of its entire photography department last week. To busy himself, Hart has started a Tumblr, "Laid off from the Sun-Times," that offers a glimpse into what life is like as a freshly unemployed photojournalist.
Father of Boy Named Adolf Hitler Wears Nazi Uniform to Custody Hearing
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/03/13 03:17PMPecans Are the Third-Best Nut
Hamilton Nolan · 06/03/13 03:08PMI Can't Stop Looking at This Picture of Edith Bunker and Alice Cooper
John Cook · 06/03/13 02:31PMWhat Is Going on in Turkey and Do I Really Need to Care?
Max Read · 06/03/13 02:30PMPlease Hold Your Phone SIDEWAYS When Shooting Video
Ken Layne · 06/03/13 02:17PMLook at this amazing video of some kind of demon bursting out of a manhole in New York today. And it would be so much more amazing if this citizen journalist had simply held his or her phone horizontally instead of vertically. Your viral video should not be a narrow strip surrounded by the void.
Florida Man Kills Coworkers for Making Fun of His Poor Shooting Skills
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/03/13 02:09PMDick or Not a Dick: Jesse Eisenberg
Caity Weaver · 06/03/13 01:56PMDicks: Many people have them and some people are them and some people are them but do not have them and some people do have them but are not them. Today, our challenge is to determine whether or not actor Jesse Eisenberg, inventor of starring in The Social Network, is a dick or merely has one.
Cord Jefferson · 06/03/13 12:51PM
The Supreme Court ruled today that cops may take D.N.A. from people arrested—but not convicted—for serious crimes. Even Scalia thinks this is some bullshit: "Because of today’s decision, your D.N.A. can be taken and entered into a national database if you are ever arrested, rightly or wrongly, and for whatever reason."
Unemployment Stories, Vol. 37: 'I Would Sell My Soul to the Devil'
Hamilton Nolan · 06/03/13 12:43PMNew Donut-Egg-Bacon Fast Food Thing Is a Cronut For the 99%
Ken Layne · 06/03/13 12:32PM
The very wealthy have been enjoying the Cronut, which is a fancy pastry/donut thing that costs $40 if you can find a Cronut speculator on Craigslist to sell you one of the magical treats. But now the "other half" can have their own donut fad treat. It is a pile of scrambled eggs and bacon inside some glazed donuts.
Female Soldiers Defy IDF, Post More Semi-Nude Facebook Pics [NSFW]
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/03/13 12:20PMLet's Put Ronald Reagan On All the Money
Ken Layne · 06/03/13 12:00PM
A dumb new poll proves that 38% of Americans still believe Ronald Reagan was a "great" president—so great, in fact, that his dyed hair and rouged cheeks should be on American money! Of the last six presidents, Reagan's the clear winner in this hypothetical contest. Maybe because he's the only dead one?
UPDATE: Nikki Finke Just Doxxed Herself (and Tried to Undo It)
John Cook · 06/03/13 11:47AM
Reclusive Hollywood rage-blogger Nikki Finke may or may not have been fired from her perch as editor of Deadline Hollywood. Her nemesis Sharon Waxman, over at the Wrap, says Finke has been canned by Mail.com founder Jay Penske after he became fed up with her bullying ways. Finke and Penske have both denied the story in general terms, though neither has stated unequivocally that Finke will remain in her current job. This morning, in an effort to rebut Waxman's story, Finke offered a rare glimpse inside her peculiar brand of journalistic thuggery.








