Black Restaurant Patrons Kicked Out After White Woman Feels 'Threatened'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/26/13 01:39PMWatch Oprah Winfrey and Tina Turner Out-Weird Each Other
Rich Juzwiak · 08/26/13 01:32PMTina Turner is ripening into an excellent eccentric old lady.
J.K. Trotter · 08/26/13 12:51PM
True Stories From Veterans: "My Name is Dominic, and I'm a Psycho"
Hamilton Nolan · 08/26/13 12:45PMMercedes Is Not Happy That Its Car Was Used to Kill Hitler
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/26/13 12:30PMEndless Bummer: Hellfire Season Burns Forever
Ken Layne · 08/26/13 12:13PM
Up in the High Sierra of Yosemite National Park today, a monstrous wildfire is racing through 200 square miles of dense piney forest. The "Rim Fire" is only one of about fifty major wildfires across the American West today, but everyone has at least heard of the majestic Yosemite Valley with its glacier-carved Half Dome and summer traffic jams of vacationers seeking waterfalls and hamburgers, so this is our official Natural Disaster of the week.
This Onion Piece from 2008 Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus in 2013
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/26/13 11:58AMFed-Up Driver Exacts Magnificent Justice on Cellphone Chatting Menace
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/26/13 11:07AMWhile driving behind a truck and chatting on a cellphone, one motorist decides to make a stunningly dangerous left-hand turn, and just avoids crashing into oncoming traffic.
This is the Front Page of the Baltimore Sun’s Website
J.K. Trotter · 08/26/13 10:56AMJournalist Goes Topless During Interview With Mayor to Make a Point
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/26/13 10:46AMMika Brzezinski Hated Miley Cyrus’s VMA Performance More Than You Did
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/26/13 10:19AMAverage American's Day Now Just a Parade of Meat Products
Hamilton Nolan · 08/26/13 09:55AM
Once upon a time, Americans sat together at tables thrice daily for "meals," during which nutritious food was consumed. Today, however, market research indicates that we prefer to simply have processed meat products shoveled into our mouths constantly throughout the day. By conveyor belt, if possible.
Here's a Supercut of Taylor Swift Dancing and Reacting at the VMAs
Rich Juzwiak · 08/26/13 09:52AMA favorite of music fans, critics, and audience-reaction cams alike, Taylor Swift is the belle of any awards-show ball. She shows up, she responds to what's happening onstage with the finesse, subtlety, and attention-hunger of a mime. Even if she isn't performing on any given night, she's still performing. Case in point happened during last night's VMAs when Swift danced like everybody was watching, loved the awards-show medium like she'll never be hurt (again...by Kanye), sang like everyone could hear her even though she wasn't miked, and lived like Brooklyn is heaven on earth.
Girl Finds Her Stolen Bike on Craigslist, Gets It Back By Being Amazing
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/26/13 09:43AMKevin Spacey Delivers the Definitive Wake Up Call to Anti-Tech TV Execs
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/26/13 08:59AMMembers of the Media Bizarrely Continue to Request More Spying
Hamilton Nolan · 08/26/13 08:47AMKristin Chenoweth Caught Off Guard by Fan's Wickedly Good Singing
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/26/13 08:29AMWhen Kristin Chenoweth invited fan Sarah Horn on stage to sing the Wicked duet "For Good" at the Hollywood Bowl last Friday, she had no idea she was about to blow some minds — including her own.
Here's Colin Powell and Jamie Foxx Dancing Like Dorks
Max Read · 08/26/13 08:21AMThe Heartwarming Story of an Elderly Widower's Heartbreaking Song
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/26/13 08:05AMWhen Fred Stobaugh's wife Lorraine passed away earlier this year, he felt he needed to say goodbye one last time.







