“ I care deeply for the principles the United Nations is designed to uphold. And that’s why I have decided to leave.” writes Anthony Banbury, who until very recently was a United Nations assistant secretary general for field support. Banbury explains the internal crises facing the intergovernmental organization in a searing New York Times op-ed this weekend, and why the “United Nations is failing.”

The wrath of God is swift and just, and it has chosen the head of Donald Trump.

The crash of a flydubai Boeing 737 jet in Russia was captured by grainy security video, according to reports.

As debate moderators introduce every other candidate by their political credentials (Governor, Senator, what have you), Donald Trump comes to us only as “businessman.” So considering it’s his one and only qualification for the candidacy, you’d think he’d be better at it.

Ted Cruz has been popping up in all sorts of crazy places recently. First, we found out he was the famed Zodiac Killer. Then he was the lead singer of Christian metal band Stryper. But the internet’s found Ted Cruz’s uncanniest match yet: The late Queen of People’s Hearts. Yes—Ted Cruz is Princess Diana.

You can’t say that Mississippi State Representative Karl Oliver, a Republican from Winona, is a person making his state better. His voting record on guns and religion is simply poisonous. But what you can say is that, at the very least, he is honest.

Mitt Romney, someone the Republican Party used to be friends with, has written a Facebook post about politics that is now cluttering their newsfeed. He would like everyone to vote for Ted Cruz, if they would like to see Cleveland descend into glorious, cleansing chaos.

Mary Thorn is great friends with her pet alligator, Rambo. She loves Rambo and Rambo loves her. Don’t let the government take Rambo away from Mary!

Bernie Sanders today walked right out of an on-camera interview over a question about his wife and Arizona’s most vocal racist, Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Are you, like many Americans, feeling increasingly frustrated, impotent, and scared about the rise of Donald Trump? It’s true that there’s basically nothing you can do about it at this point, unless you’re a Republican primary voter, I guess. But one night nearly 30 years ago, there was one man who could do something about Donald. Let us take a moment to live vicariously through him.

Salah Abdeslam, the “most wanted man in Europe” suspected in the Paris attacks, was captured Friday in an apartment in Brussels after the police found his fingerprints during a raid earlier this week.

If Hillary Clinton secures the Democratic nomination, who will be her vice president? I have no idea. Some people think: Tom Perez.

Cocaine and nuclear weapons: A good mix? That’s what an official probe into coke abuse by “about a dozen airmen” at the F.E. Warren Air Force Base in Wyoming will investigate, the AP reports.

What do you do when you really want one person to win an election, but you understand that by saying that out loud, you’re actually making him more likely to lose? You pretend to support the other person, obviously. And if anyone asks you why, you say, uh, well, I don’t like my guy’s toupee.

New data from Seattle, Los Angeles, and other cities that raised their minimum wage recently show little to no negative effects on hiring after those wages went up. Don’t believe the hype.

Last night in Arizona, Bernie Sanders held a rally in a Navajo casino. As you might expect from the venue, his speech was heavy on issues that directly affect American Indians. One controversy Sanders briefly touched on was the Washington Redskins, the National Football League team with a slur right there in their name. Perhaps because he was wading into an issue on which he has little experience, Sanders inadvertently made a deeply offensive remark. Via the Washington Post:

Even if a court does force Apple to create software that would unlock an encrypted iPhone, it might have some trouble enforcing it: Some engineers tell the New York Times they would sooner quit their jobs.

Rikers Island is hell. For the latest evidence of this, see the case of Jairo Polanco Munoz, a 24-year-old man who was incarcerated there for just 70 hours before he died in his cell, likely by suicide.

These times we live in—they are troubled, are they not? What hath the commoners wrought upon our noble republic, with this “Trump” whose gaudy habits offendeth the senses? Whose common voice shall explain to one and all the unknowable thoughts of the peasantry?