The U.S. considers Israel its "number one counterintelligence threat" in the Middle East. But that doesn't stop the NSA from sharing a veritable fire hose of raw intelligence with Israeli spies, according to a new story from the Guardian.

When John Thomas's parents overheard him singing the words "I'm not sleepy" to himself over and over again in the middle of the night, they thought it was a cute moment worth capturing on tape for posterity.

In Colorado's first-ever recall election, two state senators who supported stricter gun control laws were voted out of office on Tuesday. Senate President John Morse and Sen. Angela Giro were replaced by two Republicans, shrinking the Democratic majority in the state's senate to one seat.

Patiently awaiting the icy ecstasy of Death's embrace: an hour-by-hour recap of one woman's daylong tarry.

Baltimore County Public Schools are closing early today because it is too hot outside and many of the schools in the district are not air conditioned. We should probably be investing in climate-controlling classrooms so kids aren't missing out on school because it's too hot.

When this young Romeo wannabe promised his girlfriend that his gallantry would get her wet, this is probably not what she had in mind.

During this morning's 9/11 tribute, a 15-year-old girl ended her remembrance of her uncle by asking Obama to avoid war in Syria.

Why spend almost $70 on this Marc Jacobs t-shirt when you can get a Skrewdriver shirt on CafePress for only a little more than it costs to go to a movie?

The so-called "Millennial" generation—the devil-may-care social media influencers who hold in their tepid little hands the metaphorical keys to America's future—are now old enough to be working at "real" jobs. But not old enough to forsake mommy's warm embrace.

So a man walks into a second hand electronics store and asks the employees if he can sell them something. They tell him no.

Doesn't matter that there's an indefinite moratorium on porn production in the US — there's still one place thirsty thespians can turn to for quality adult entertainment jobs: HBO.

There are many iconic video moments from the horror of 9/11, but nobody said "we deserved it" as clearly as these two patriots, Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. The TV duo immediately blamed the terrorist attacks on: the American Civil Liberties Union, the U.S. federal courts, the Christian God, pagans, abortionists, feminists, male and female homosexuals, and a liberal non-profit called People for the American Way.

The race for New York City Public Advocate—an office with a budget of just over $2 million— may be the only one going to a runoff, which could cost $20 million. Flip a fucking coin.

Anthony Weiner’s mayoral dreams came to a halt Tuesday night with a bang and so many whimpers. In short, he had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad night.

According to exit poll results, early returns, and the live streaming video from the Team de Blasio block party in Brooklyn, Bill de Blasio will win the democratic mayoral primary, though it’s unclear whether he will hit the 40 percent needed to avoid a runoff. Currently, Thompson is behind de Blasio in votes, followed by Christine Quinn.

President Obama addressed the nation tonight, saying he will “not put American boots on the ground” in Syria if diplomacy fails. Rather, if necessary, he would authorize a “targeted strike” to deter the use of chemical weapons, noting that the effort would not be open-ended or prolonged as the nation is “sick and tired of war.”

Sexter, porn star, and Gawker fan Sydney Leathers has just arrived at the “victory” party for “perpetually horny” mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner. Sporting new boobs and a tight red dress, Leathers hit the evening event and said “It’s my duty to be here.”

After an election day filled with complaints about the old lever machines not working, New York City polling places have officially closed. Early polls say mayoral candidate de Blasio has a wide lead in the Democratic Primary. Here’s where you can see the primary results as they’re updated throughout the evening.