Cord Jefferson · 09/17/13 07:41PM
Man Arrested For Beating Child to the Tune of "Blurred Lines"
Lacey Donohue · 09/17/13 07:16PM
A Florida man has been arrested is accused of striking an underage victim with a 30-inch metal switch to the tune of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines.” Steven Grady Fillingim, 40, of Pensacola was booked into the Escambia County Jail on three counts of cruelty towards a child and is currently being held without bond.
Insane Clown Posse Sued By Former Publicist
Camille Dodero · 09/17/13 06:40PM
Late yesterday, Andrea Pellegrini, the former in-house publicist and legal counsel for Insane Clown Posse and their label Psychopathic Records, filed an extensive lawsuit against the Detroit company that not only named both members of ICP, but also accused her former employers of harassment, wrongful termination, and infliction of emotional distress. The 17-page complaint, processed in Michigan's Oakland County Court and posted below, includes an inter-office anecdote about "vagina tighteners" and a dildo. A defendant's nickname is "Dirty Dan."
Zac Efron Went to Rehab For "Serious" Cocaine Problem
Lacey Donohue · 09/17/13 06:29PM
If you want to hide a raging cocaine problem, all you have to do is tell people you’re going to rehab for a drinking problem. According to TMZ’s latest report, that’s what Zac Efron did when he entered rehab “roughly 5 months ago” and it was “insinuated” he was being treated for alcohol. But Charlie St. Cloud was hiding a much bigger secret on the set of Seth Rogen's new film Neighbors:
Stephen Colbert Had the Perfect Response to Miss America Racists
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/17/13 05:54PMGay Liberal Lawmaker Releases Ad Featuring His Tea Party Republican Dad
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/17/13 04:56PMA political ad produced by a Massachusetts state rep is getting national attention today thanks to its universal message: Parents just don't understand.
Why Are American Child Stars Now Speaking In British Accents?
Rich Juzwiak · 09/17/13 04:50PMYesterday, sulking fame heir Willow Smith performed her song "Summer Fling" on the first episode of the new Queen Latifah Show. If you saw the official video for this song that can't decide if it wants to be a ballad or an uptempo (not that it has to decide anything since it is millennial), you probably noticed that Smith breaks into a British accent for no good reason during the song's few spoken lines. She sounds extremely stupid, which I guess makes sense since she is 12. She did the same thing during her performance, but the accent was more pronounced and the lines were different. In the interview that followed the performance, Smith did not speak in a British accent, which also makes sense, since she isn't British.
Why Everything You Think You Know About Crack Addiction Is Wrong
Cord Jefferson · 09/17/13 04:41PM
One of the reasons America's idiotic war on drugs has existed as a punitive project rather than a therapeutic one is because it's easier to write off drug addicts as losers with no self-control instead of damaged people deserving of sympathy. The nation is a rat race for money, and the fewer people competing for that money the better, so who cares if some sad guy addicted to crack gets thrown in jail for years on end? More for me.
Why I'm Not Proud an Indian-American Is Miss America
Beejoli Shah · 09/17/13 04:31PMTaylor Berman · 09/17/13 04:08PM
Two days before he allegedly shot 12 people to death at the Washington Navy Yard, Aaron Alexis purchased a shotgun and ammunition at the Sharpshooters Small Arms Range in Lorton, Virginia. Alexis also used the store’s rifle range for practice. The store ran a federal background check on Alexis, which was approved.
Is Anal the Way to Go?
John Cook · 09/17/13 04:03PMJudges Who OK’d NSA Spying Own Lots of Stock in Telecom Companies
J.K. Trotter · 09/17/13 04:00PM
One of the more obscure institutions to emerge from Edward Snowden’s NSA campaign is the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (also known as the FISA court) which, operating in total secrecy, reviews and approves countless secret government orders to monitor and record the communications of Americans — often in tandem with publicly-traded telecommunications firms like AT&T and Verizon. Now that we know the extent to which the FISA courts rulings govern the behavior of telecommunications behemoths, we took a look at the extent to which the court’s judges are personally invested in those very same behemoths. The answer is a lot.
OSU Students Find Stranger Living Behind Mystery Door in Their Basement
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/17/13 03:58PMManhattan Socialites Fret: Will Next Mayor Come to Our Parties?
Hamilton Nolan · 09/17/13 03:34PMThis Megabank Lawyer Pays Lower Rent Than You For No Good Reason
John Cook · 09/17/13 03:17PM
There's a brief and enraging—to New York City's renting class, at least—aside in Constance Rosenblum's Sunday New York Times Real Estate piece about committed couples who live apart. In describing Michael Kenny and Ingrid Doyle's two-apartment love affair, Rosenblum mentions that Kenny, a 62-year-old "lawyer with Citigroup," has for years held on to his "rent-stabilized two-bedroom in a rehabilitated tenement on West 116th Street in South Harlem...for which he pays under $2,000 a month." Let me put that in context.
This Is Cory Booker’s “Crack House”
J.K. Trotter · 09/17/13 03:14PMRich Juzwiak · 09/17/13 03:12PM
Madonna Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
Rich Juzwiak · 09/17/13 02:47PM
Yesterday, Madonna experienced the great modern celebrity rite of passage into the illusion of tech-savvy by participating in an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. She was often very sassy. She answered "send photo" over half a dozen times. In lowercase with sparing punctuation, she was just revealing enough to remain worth reading. She spoke of a dream in which, "Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed." She added, "Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream." Later she said that this made her laugh.






