You Miss Until You Make It: Reclaiming Independence At A Firing Range

Amy Butcher · 10/19/13 10:49AM

Eight hours after I broke off my four-and-a-half-year relationship, I went to the shooting range to fire a gun. I had never shot a gun, and in fact had never even entertained the idea of ever wanting to shoot a gun. Here is what I wanted, all along, more than anything: a man with an Old English name who drove a Volvo and wrote poetry. I imagined he took an active interest in his health and hygiene, used Tom’s toothpaste and owned a juicer. Likely, he pursued an interest outside of himself—cooking, perhaps, or landscaping, or better yet, volunteer firefighting—and I wanted him to be good to me. I wanted his love and dedication. It really was that simple.

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 10/19/13 10:17AM

If you're reading this website right now, you probably don't pay for the joy that is Time Warner Cable, which is experiencing a massive service disruption in NYC most of the Northeast.

Fox News Uses Giant New iPads to Play Candy Crush

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 10/19/13 09:54AM

When Fox News unveiled its futuristic newsroom a few weeks back, there was widespread skepticism about whether their collection of giant iPads would help them become better at reporting facts. It didn't, but at least it gave them some pretty great screens to play Candy Crush on!

Gabrielle Bluestone · 10/19/13 09:30AM

He stops when Vince Gilligan says he stops. Walter White, American's favorite meth cook, might be making an appearance on the new Breaking Bad spin-off, Better Call Saul.

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 10/19/13 08:36AM

Scientists have found a Universal Law of Urination for different-sized mammals: It takes about 21 seconds for rats, dogs, goats, cows and elephants to pee (humans don't count because we pee in a hurry).

Camille Dodero · 10/18/13 05:48PM

Billboard reports that the Roseland Ballroom, a legendary New York City venue that's history dates back to 1919, will be closing in April 2014. [Image from 2008 via AP]

The Weed Fairy Just Stopped By the Gawker Office

Camille Dodero · 10/18/13 04:42PM

Earlier today, we told you about the Weed Fairy, an anonymous New York City benefactor leaving free marijuana buds around Brooklyn's subway stops. It just so happens that after our post went up, the Weed Fairy magically materialized outside Gawker's Elizabeth Street office, taped a couple of Garden Breath posters on our front doors, and left a bunch of weed. This generous stoner is a woman, not a man, and the photo above is evidence of her handiwork.

Eminem Either Still Hates Gay People or Is Using Them to Troll You

Rich Juzwiak · 10/18/13 03:36PM

Here is an incomplete, 30-second history of Eminem's homophobia and its apparent evolution: On 2000's The Marshall Mathers LP's "Criminal," he rapped, "Hate fags? The answer's yes." In 2001, he shared the stage with one of those fags, Elton John, for a rendition of "Stan" at the Grammys. In 2010, Anderson Cooper asked him if he disliked gay people, and he said, "No, I don't have any problem with nobody. You know what I mean? I'm just like whatever." In 2012, he showed his support for marriage equality by telling The New York Times Magazine, "I think if two people love each other, then what the hell? I think that everyone should have the chance to be equally miserable, if they want."

Oh God Dolly Parton What Are You Doing?

Rich Juzwiak · 10/18/13 02:40PM

Rapping. The woman who wrote "Jolene," "I Will Always Love You," several dead-baby jams in the early part of her career, and the rhythm of "9 to 5" on her nails, is turning a new musical corner and rapping. In a white afro. On the talk show of a woman who was once among the greatest rappers of her time.

J.K. Trotter · 10/18/13 02:28PM

David Petraeus is joining Harvard Kennedy School, where he met his future mistress Paula Broadwell in 2006, as a non-resident senior fellow. Gawker reported his Harvard appointment in July, but apparently Harvard lacks access to the Internet.