Max Read · 10/21/13 09:34AM

[A visitor uses his mobile phone as he stands in front of an over-life sized Roman marble torso previously owned by French fashion designer Yves Saint Laurent. The artifact, estimated to fetch between $1 and 2 million, will be offered in Christie's sale of Antiquities on Oct. 24. Image by Lefteris Pitarakis via AP]

Molly Has Sold Out

Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/13 08:41AM

Capitalism has an innate ability to overtake and subsume all popular things, even those that were initially imagined to be explicitly anti-establishment. This goes for cool bands, great art, and even, as a matter of fact, illegal drugs.

Lacey Donohue · 10/20/13 10:09PM

[An Indian woman from the Uttar Pradesh state cried Sunday after two of her relatives died from drinking toxic bootleg liquor. The death toll from toxic liquor in Northern India has reached 42 people in three days. Photo by Rajesh Kumar Singh via AP.]

Lacey Donohue · 10/20/13 09:38PM

Tomorrow President Obama will declare that the Obamacare website glitches are "unacceptable." And speaking of unacceptable, Sen. Ted Cruz told ABC's This Week on Sunday that "I would do anything, and will continue to do anything, to stop the train wreck that is Obamacare."

Here's Proof Dick Cheney Had a Giant Heart

Lacey Donohue · 10/20/13 08:26PM

On Sunday’s 60 Minutes, viewers were given proof that Dick Cheney does, in fact, have a heart. Granted, the first one he had was a piece of shit: it suffered five heart attacks, started a war, underwent open heart surgery, multiple catheterizations and angioplasties, and had a defibrillator and pump implanted. But his newly donated one seems to be working just fine.

Lacey Donohue · 10/20/13 07:10PM

Same-sex marriages in New Jersey are scheduled to begin Monday at 12:01 a.m. Though the process has been plagued with bureaucratic difficulties, mayors in Newark, Jersey City, Asbury Park and Lambertville plan to open City Halls late Sunday and marry couples as soon as they're able.

Lacey Donohue · 10/20/13 05:47PM

Gravity topped the box office for the third straight weekend as it gained traction with three separate audiences: "adults," "women," and "fanboys." Not as many people saw Carrie because it’s way lame compared to a movie filmed in space.

Gabrielle Bluestone · 10/20/13 04:00PM

The MTA is considering a new subway model for New York City — "articulated trains," which have no internal doors, functioning much like accordion busses. While MTA officials estimate the new trains could shorten stop times, they would also make it harder to isolate "the scourge of the sick passenger" — that is, bodily fluids — for cleanup.

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 10/20/13 02:37PM

The dead Nazi that no one wants will be buried in a "secret location" somewhere in Italy. Earlier attempts to bury war criminal Erich Priebke were met with angry protests.