Excitable man Kanye West is engaged to wed popular divorcée Kim Kardashian, after presenting her with a 15-carat diamond ring at AT&T Park in San Francisco via Jumbotron in front of family, friends, and a private 50-person orchestra playing Kim's favorite Lana Del Rey song ("Young and Beautiful") as is the style of the day.

A mundane local news story turned potentially lethal after the reporter phoned the police to report a driver slumped over in his seat in the middle of a highway.

The sands of time eventually destroy all things. Not actual McDonald's burgers—those are pretty much immortal, like all plastics. But McDonald's cheapest prices? Those will be dead in just two weeks.

Jimmy Fallon's guest on last night's Late Night was Alec Baldwin, and the two, as it turns out, go way back.

Two new reports from human rights groups show that U.S. drone strikes in Pakistan and Yemen have killed more civilians than American authorities have admitted and may, in some cases, have violated international law.

[Two people walk in downtown Grozny in Chechnya Monday evening. The Central Mosque—the largest mosque in Europe—is reflected in the water. Photo by Musa Sudalayev via AP.]

A bright pink food truck filled with $15,000 worth of cold-pressed juice was stolen from a Willamsburg parking lot Sunday morning.

A Northwest Missouri circuit court judge appointed Jackson County prosecutor Jean Peters Baker on Monday to head up the new investigation the alleged Maryville rape case. At a news conference Monday afternoon, Baker addressed concerns that the alleged rapists have been given special treatment because of family political connections.

A father was killed and his 15-year-old son was injured when they responded to an ad on Craigslist this weekend. The botched robbery occurred just hours after the Los Angeles Police Department announced there had not been a homicide in ten days, the longest “no-murder milestone” in three years.

The Greek Roma couple found last week with a little girl named “Maria” were formally charged with her abduction Monday. Christos Salis and Eleftheria Dimopoulou have been placed in pre-trial detention while a worldwide search for the young girl’s family continues.

The person Ryan Reynolds suffered a rather unusual indignity last weekend, according to Radar Online: a drunk fellow passenger on his Sunday evening flight from New York to New Orleans threw up on him. Reynolds' lovely wife Blake Lively is not believed to have been injured in the incident.

So, what did you do this weekend? Catch up on some yardwork? Fix that stubborn garage door? That's nice. Justin Bieber spent his weekend dropping dollar after dollar at a Texas strip club "where girls do things that leave marks."

The hits keep on coming in the Silk Road takedown. The latest twist in the story of the fall of the biggest drug market on the Dark Net is that one of its best-known dealers was busted and turned informant months ago, according to The Smoking Gun.

OHHHHHH, YEAH. OHHH.... no. Oh, no. Oh, dear.

In a startling discovery that upends conventional parenting wisdom, the journal Pediatrics is reporting today that if you purchase breast milk from various strangers over the Internet to feed your baby, that milk may be contaminated with bacteria. The article abstract explains:

Retired porn star Jenna Jameson went full Anna Nicole earlier today during a segment on Good Day New York, which, according to TMZ, was cut short because she was such a fucking disaster. Her chat with Rosanna Scotto and Greg Kelly was no beauuuutiful dueeeeet. Far from it.

New biological research into aging has found that "a woman's breast tissue ages faster than the rest of her body." Scientists involved in this research were using their microscopes to look at boobs.

One week after Banksy tried and failed to sell his valuable works of art for $60 a piece to random passers-by in Central Park, three artists decided to set up a similar stand of Banksy canvases, but with one very crucial twist: Their wares were admittedly fake.