The top officer in charge of all the United States' land-based nuclear missiles was fired last July for unspecified reasons. Yesterday, the Air Force released a report detailing why he was relieved: He used a four-day mission to Moscow to get pickled, get sexy and party like a rock star.

Just days before the deadline to sign up for coverage, the Obama administration announced that the millions of Americans whose health care plans were canceled under the Affordable Care Act are now eligible for catastrophic coverage and will be granted an exemption from any health care-related penalties.

A New Jersey man was arrested last week after he attempted to take a road test while intoxicated.

Does a Dynasty end not with a whimper but with a man's anus? The family put out a statement today saying that although they're in discussions, their duck may be cooked. "We have had a successful working relationship with A&E but, as a family, we cannot imagine the show going forward without our patriarch at the helm."

The FBI's been able to do it for years, but now any Joe Schmoe high school kid can figure out how to monitor people through their computer cameras without triggering the activation light.

Today, President Obama commuted the sentences of eight nonviolent drug offenders — including Clarence Aaron, a man who was sentenced to three life sentences in 1993 for his role in arranging a cocaine deal.

A man thought to have been a victim of the killer clown, serial killer and rapist John Wayne Gacy, was just found very much alive in Montana, thanks to his sister who never stopped searching for him in the 40 years since he went missing.

A Michigan judge ruled today that Theodore Wafer will stand trial for second-degree murder and manslaughter in the killing of Renisha McBride. After listening to two days of testimony, Judge David Turfe said Wafer made a poor choice by not pursuing nonviolent options: "He chose to shoot rather than not answer the door."

[Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea, to visit his "friend for life," Kim Jong Un, train North Korea's basketball team, and "open doors for America." His visit will also probably help Kim to deflect the fact that he just casually executed his uncle. Image by David Guttenfelder via AP]

"It is almost an official duty of an Action Hero to deliver sardonic one-liners," says TV Tropes.

Let us now turn to the very latest scientific research regarding the topic: What up, girl? Hey.

He may have played Nelson Mandela in a movie, but that probably doesn't justify mistaking Morgan Freeman for Madiba himself.

About 80 people were injured when the roof at London's Apollo Theatre collapsed during a performance Thursday night. Most of the injuries were minor, though five people were taken to the hospital with more serious wounds, according to the London Fire Brigade.

Rachel was just one of the thousands of Reddit user's who signed up to participate in the site's annual Secret Santa gift exchange event — that is, until she learned her own Secret Santa was none other than Bill Freakin' Gates.

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New Mexico's Supreme Court unanimously declared it unconstitutional to deny marriage licenses to gay or lesbian couples Thursday afternoon, making the state No. 17 in the union (plus the District of Columbia) to legalize gay unions.

Here you will find an SEO expert's exhaustive case accusing Expedia of using the same sort of paid blog link scams that shady marketing firms sometimes try to sell us on.

With so many people getting into college (be it ivy or community) each and every year, it's easy to forget that many Americans with intellectual disabilities get left out of this most American of life experiences.

In advance of his trip to the Sochi Olympics as a member of the U.S. delegation, former figure skater Brian Boitano comes out as unaware that he is commonly understood to be gay.

A virtually unregulated class of companies that sells consumers' personal information to marketers is using new technology to dive deeper than ever—peddling quasi-legal lists of alcoholics, addicts, depressives, rape victims, and even "Hispanic payday loan seekers."