Meet Lacey Wildd, a 45-year-old mother of six, who's had "29, maybe 30" plastic surgery procedures including: 12 breast augmentations, two tummy tucks, three Brazilian butt lifts, illegal silicone in her lips (whatever that means), three full-body lipos, and an internal corset. She was profiled last night on TLC's My Strange Addiction. Of course she was. Highlights (the breast of Wildd, if you will) are above. They include Wildd's "jack-o'-lantern" trick that exposes several boob veins.

Chris Christie wants your pity. He is just a poor humble ex-investigative attorney and strongarm governor who had no idea his closest advisors planned a four-day traffic jam for political retribution, because, geez, he asked everyone if they were involved, and they said no, and man, that makes him "sad."

In his ongoing damage-control news conference, New Jersey governor Chris Christie has said he has spent two sleepless nights* searching his soul about his staff's misbehavior in the bridge-closure scandal. Christie has also said he only learned about the misbehavior yesterday morning.

• Hildreth pretended to have a boyfriend working in "black ops" as a means of explaining away the fact that nobody at Mediaite had ever met him in person

One benefit of eBooks is that you can purchase and read them anoynmously—there are no nosy clerks or shaming book covers to give away your terrible taste. This, as it turns out, is great news for Hitler's sales: the electronic version of Mein Kampf has become a surprise bestseller over the past year.

New research shows that almost one third of Americans spent at least two months in poverty during the worst years of the last recession. The good news is that their bosses probably came through just fine.

The Los Angeles Times discovered that at least 50 people have reported scalding themselves this week while throwing boiling water in the air to watch it immediately freeze in subzero temperatures. Stop doing this shit.

Molly Schuyler weighs a paltry 120 pounds, but last Friday she set a world record by finishing an entire 72 oz. steak as big as her whole head in under three minutes.

Sure, it was freezing and awful during the polar vortex but it could be worse: You could live in a place where it's so hot out that tens of thousands of dead bats are falling from the sky and then rotting on the ground.

A male college student's request not to be forced to work with women is finally bringing the issue of cooties to the forefront of academia.

Stevie Nicks appeared in a series of Dutch angles on last night's episode of American Horror Story: Coven. Exhibiting a considerable sense of humor about herself, he played a slightly altered version of herself, a singer/songwriter/icon who just happens to be a white witch.

There's one thing missing from the recently unearthed emails that show Chris Christie's underlings conspired to jam up traffic for political revenge: Any messages from Christie himself. He claims he knew nothing of it. He claims, in other words, that he's not an evil string-puller, just an ineffective slackjaw.

Sensing the public's dwindling interest, aging teen mom Farrah Abraham has "opened up" to In Touch Weekly about her "sex tape," claiming for the first time that appearing in it has ruined her life.

When you're "on the go," you need a breakfast that's quick, filling, delicious, and reasonably priced. Some restaurants apparently can't figure this out, so we have prepared a simple guide for idiots.

The long-rumored OutKast reunion is official: The Atlanta duo will headline this April's Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival along with the Arcade Fire and Muse. The festival's dates were also announced: April 11-13 and April 18-20.

Dennis Rodman has a perfectly good explanation for his disastrous CNN appearance on Tuesday: He was drunk as hell.

Emma Keller is a Guardian columnist and wife of former New York Times editor Bill Keller. Today, she tackles the topic: is this woman who is dying of cancer tweeting too much?

Colorado's recreational marijuana stores have already surpassed $5 million in sales to as many as 100,000 customers, all after being legal for only a little more than a week.

Authorities are warning motorists that a man who shot and killed another driver near the Maryland-Pennsylvania border in a fit of road rage is still at large and may strike again.

Today, The Most Interesting Pope In The World took a break from chatting up nuns, sneaking out to mingle with the poor, and blessing Harley Davidsons to pick up a hitchhiker in the Popemobile.