The Workaholics' Guys Killed It on Conan With Their Best Friends Song
Taylor Berman · 01/21/14 09:48AM
On last night's Conan, Adam and Blake from Workaholics got into a fight. It seems Adam's Pitch Perfect fame was too much for Blake, who stormed off the stage after Conan asked about the hit musical. But, with the help of Conan on guitar, the two were able to patch things up with a ballad about friendship.
Hamilton Nolan · 01/21/14 09:09AM
Ron Jeremy's Cover of Miley Cyrus's “Wrecking Ball” Is Disgusting
Taylor Berman · 01/21/14 09:07AMU.N. Withdraws Iran's Invite to Syrian Peace Talks
Taylor Berman · 01/21/14 08:13AMProfessor Makes Up Fake Theft In Attempt To Hide Porn
Sylvie Krekow · 01/21/14 12:26AMTip: Don't Clean Up Toilet Paper With Fire
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High School Senior Suspended for Starring in Gay Porn
Sylvie Krekow · 01/20/14 08:56PMSylvie Krekow · 01/20/14 07:31PM
New Fake Trend: Middle Schoolers Snorting Smarties
Sylvie Krekow · 01/20/14 07:15PM
Now parents haveone more (probably fake) young-people trend to worry about: kids these days areapparently crushing up Smarties and snorting them. Surprisingly, there is nohigh from crushing up colored sugar and sticking it up your nose, but thathasn’t stopped middle schoolers across the country from doing it. Allegedly.
Chill Bro Reacts to High School Murder Plot: "Killing People Is Heavy"
Sylvie Krekow · 01/20/14 06:23PMEven The New Yorker Agreed To Obama’s Quote Approval Rules
J.K. Trotter · 01/20/14 05:20PMDetroit's 10-Foot Bronze Robocop Statue Is Fucking Happening, People
Adam Weinstein · 01/20/14 05:10PMAdam Weinstein · 01/20/14 05:00PM
Did Two Texas Women Get Mugged By a Cartoon?
Sarah Hedgecock · 01/20/14 04:45PMNybro Action Team! Girls Recap: Episode Three
nybroactionteam · 01/20/14 04:25PMSeven Dozen Rich People Have as Much Money as 3.5 Billion Poor People
Hamilton Nolan · 01/20/14 04:25PMThe Gawker Guide To Getting Unfollowed
Nitasha Tiku · 01/20/14 04:15PM
This month, it has dawned on some people that it's possible to be rude on the Internet. Don't care for tenderly served personal revelations on Twitter1? Ticked off by an eager attempt to amuse you with a timely joke? Unfollow with impunity, these monsters advise, citing a sense of euphoria or "joy" after hitting the mute button on a human being (or its parodic equivalent).









