While not quite as beautiful as last fall's animated short film, Chipotle's new TV show—about the horrors of industrial farming—seems like it'll be a hit with the burrito chain's diehard fans.

1,300 fine upstanding leaders of Arizona's Republicans got together in a Tempe church Saturday and declared war on their common enemy, a "disastrous and harmful" affront to "our values": Sen. John Sidney McCain III, USN-retired.

[50 Cent caught up with Meryl Streep and Kobe Bryant after the Knicks-Lakers game on Sunday. Said the rapper, "Things got a little gangsta." Image via @50cent/Instagram.]

We all accept that the rich and powerful people who gather in Davos each year are probably the world's worst group, in an abstract sense. Now, though, there is statistical proof.

Trey Radel, the Florida congressman who pleaded guilty to cocaine possession in November, will resign today. Florida Governor Rick Scott will announce a special election this summer to replace Radel.

A new study says that Americans have accumulated $44 billion in unused gift cards in the last five years. Just give cash.

The Grammys—the worst award show—were last night. Things happened! Macklemore saved gay marriage. Daft Punk won Album of the Year. Pharrell wore a funny hat. And, of course, Taylor Swift awkwardly danced during every song.

A few months ago, Jahmir Wallace — a ten-year-old fifth grader from New Jersey — decided he wanted to learn to play the trumpet.

The most hated man on the internet is free for the time being — yesterday, California police unleashed Hunter Moore back into society. Moore was apparently released into the custody of his parents, who signed his $100,000 bond. Part of his release dictates that the revenge porn king isn't allowed to use a computer.

Coca-Cola may be downplaying the fact that it's a Sochi Winter Olympics sponsor, but the mega-corporation doesn't really seem to have a problem with banning the word from its website.

Donald Faison hosted an "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit this week, but it didn't get interesting until Zach Braff, a frequent Redditor, jumped into the comments.

The 56th annual Grammy awards are tonight, so let's all settle in and talk about them while we watch them.

[Brazilian protestors staged a toilet sit-in on Ipanema beach today to protest the city's substandard sanitation. Much of the city's sewage currently flows untreated into Rio's waterways, although the state government has pledged to update its system before the 2016 Olympics. Image by Felipe Dana via AP.]

The one thing as extensive as the breadth of animals at Surabaya Zoo in Indonesia is the facility's record of animal abuse. Here, Kinja user infinitefrogs examines the zoo's history in the wake of the mysterious hanging death of a juvenile lion. WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES.

Procter & Gamble revealed Friday afternoon that one of their biggest financial challenges this year will be your disgusting, dirty face. Reanimating the lifeless corpse that is the word "hipster," the consumer company in charge of Colgate, Johnson & Johnson, and Gillette (among others), reported stagnating sales in their typically thriving "grooming market."

As news emerges that agribusiness giant Monsanto is attempting to "go organic" in search of the most delicious-tasting vegetable, British engineers are still at the lab, making an outright chemical mess with your salad ingredients.

A two-month saga ended today in Fort Worth, Texas when a hospital deactivated the ventilator that was keeping a brain-dead pregnant woman alive. Officials at John Peter Smith Hopsital did so on the order of a judge, who sided with the woman's family.

Police have identified Darion Marcus Aguilar as the man who killed two people and then himself at a Maryland mall yesterday. He also had crude homemade explosives with him at the time of the shooting.

Tell your grandma that Christmas card is never coming—the USPS announced today that one first-class stamp is now going to cost you just shy of two quarters, at the new rate of 49 cents. Up from the previous price of 46 cents, the three-penny increase is due to swiftly declining profits that the United States Postal Service has been dramatically struggling with the past few years. This is the first spike of that magnitude since 2002, and follows up 2013's inflation from 45 cents to 46.