This Is an Average of Every Member of Congress

Sarah Hedgecock · 01/29/14 10:50AM

Using Sunlight Labs' collection of congressional portraits, Matthew Skomarovsky created an average of the faces of all members of Congress. (The collection actually consists of 813 photos, though Skomarovsky hasn't sorted through missing or duplicate portraits yet. Still, we think it's a pretty good likeness.)

Florida Men Lead Police on Canoe Chase

Adam Weinstein · 01/29/14 10:40AM

Two men wanted for a host of charges attempted to flee authorities in North Florida by paddling away on a river for hours. And they would have gotten away with it, too, if the cops hadn't gotten their hands on one of those cutting-edge, go-fast "motor" boats.

McDonald's Still Wants to Be the New Starbucks

Hamilton Nolan · 01/29/14 10:26AM

McDonald's was once known as a "restaurant" where Americans could purchase, at reasonable prices, hamburgers the size and flavor of air hockey discs. Those days are gone. Fast food is a loser's game. McDonald's now aims to be the new Starbucks.

Poetry-vs.-Prose Argument Leads to Stabbing Death in Russia

Adam Weinstein · 01/29/14 09:57AM

At risk of being somewhat reductionist, here is a bit of advice: Russians love poetry. Fuck with that at your own risk. If, for example, you tell a learned Russian that "the only real literature is prose," don't be surprised when he shivs you in the face.

Congressman Threatens to Throw Reporter Over Capitol Balcony on Camera

Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/28/14 11:43PM

NY1 reporter Mike Scotto had the audacity to refer to New York Rep. Michael Grimm's recent campaign finance issues during an interview tonight, and Grimm was not happy. So not happy that he threatened to throw Scotto over the balcony and told him, "I will break you in half" — all on-camera.

Scant Snowfall Brings Southern United States to the Brink of Chaos

Adam Weinstein · 01/28/14 06:12PM

Snowy, icy, windy conditions rarely seen in Dixieland blew semis off roads, stranded commuters and schoolkids, and sent Southerners from Tuscaloosa to Tallahassee to Biloxi to Brunswick scurrying to hunker down for a cold, confusing Wednesday.

Black Person in Yoga Class Causes Profound Moral Crisis

Hamilton Nolan · 01/28/14 05:14PM

Jen Caron, a self-described "skinny white girl," enjoys yoga. Or she did, at least—until a harrowing experience which can be accurately described as, "There was a new person at yoga, and that person was black."

Wendy Davis' Daughters Tell Conservative Critics to Back the Hell Off

Adam Weinstein · 01/28/14 04:01PM

Wendy Davis is running for governor of Texas as a Democrat. Wendy Davis vaulted to fame for filibustering anti-abortion bills. Right-wing partisans call Wendy Davis "Abortion Barbie" and intimate that she's a gold-digger. Wendy Davis also has two daughters, and they say you can shut the fuck up now, please.

​This Bulldog Hates Being Called "ButtKiss"

Taylor Berman · 01/28/14 03:32PM

Meet Ellie, an English bulldog that hates being called "ButtKiss." Yes, it's unusual for a dog to react so strongly to a name but also: That's a terrible name. Don't let your owner bully you like that, Ellie.