Justin Trudeau, the newly elected Prime Minister of Canada, received a wave of universally positive press last week after he appeared to explain the mechanics of quantum computing in an impromptu answer during a press conference held at the Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics in Waterloo, Ontario. Trudeau’s remarkably erudite explanation, captured in an instantaneously viral video, suggested a deep personal interest in the subject, one unrelated to any obvious publicity benefits. According to the sharp-eyed Canadian blogger J.J. McCullough, however, everything about the press conference—the setting, the question, and the answer—was choreographed by Trudeau himself.

Haaretz and the Associated Press are reporting that the Israel Defense Forces have charged a soldier with manslaughter after he was filmed shooting a Palestinian stabbing suspect who was lying prone on the ground—the video of which received international attention after it was published by the Israeli human rights group B’Tselem in late March. Per Haaretz:

Priorities USA, the super PAC supporting Hillary Clinton, will spend $35 million in online advertising in Colorado, Florida, Iowa, Nevada, New Hampshire, Ohio, and Virginia, the Washington Post reports. So, look forward to lots of fun and quirky #hillary #politics content.

On Sunday, two days before the crucial New York primary, frontrunner Republican candidate Donald Trump took a moment to tell the New York Times what he thought about the state of the delegate selection process: Easily corruptible.

After spending the last week arguing that allowing women into all-male Harvard secret societies would only increase their chances of being sexually assaulted, all-male Harvard secret society member Charlie M. Storey today resigned from his post as graduate president of the very gravely important Porcellian club.

One of the frontrunners for the Philippine presidency has been caught on tape airing several fairly damning thoughts on a brutal rape and murder that occurred in the country in 1989.

A former business collaborator has alleged that Donald Trump excluded black models and contestants from his parties and calendar competitions, according to a formal complaint.

Hillary Clinton is dancing her way to the top—or, rather, allowing her malleable body to be puppeted into dancing all the way to the top.

“He mostly always smelled like soap and just naturally had a wonderful odor to his body,” retired federal prosecutor Lillian McEwen, 70, told The New York Post, for a story about with the unfortunate headline, “My threesome with Clarence Thomas.”

Larry David continued his ever-pleasant impression of Sen. Bernie Sanders on Saturday Night Live this week, contending with Kate McKinnon’s Hillary Clinton at the presidential debate in Brooklyn, New York.

“Demi Moore is not, nor has ever been, a member of the American Independent Party,” a representative for the actress told the Los Angeles Times, as part of an investigation into the American Independent Party and its mistakenly-registered voters. Good to know.

John Kasich, a man whose passion for deli food is matched only by the desperation of his wild clawing at an office that is by no means within his reach, has a lot of thoughts on what women should and shouldn’t do at a party.

A magnitude-7.8 earthquake stuck Ecuador on Saturday night, leaving 77 dead and over 500 more injured. The quake, the strongest in the country since 1979, left it in a national state of emergency.

John Kasich continues to masquerade his Guy Fieri-sponsored food tour of America for a presidential campaign. This weekend, he stopped in at a deli in New York City’s Upper West Side. The Republican presidential candidate, never one to turn down an inappropriate amount of food, quickly went to town.

“A microcosm of the whole history of American slavery,” said Georgetown historian Adam Rothman, part of a group studying ways for the university to make amends with the descendants of the 272 men, women and children it sold as slaves in 1838. The New York Times published a thorough dive into the effort and its ramifications Saturday, and what to do with an institution that exists because of slavery.

A college student and Iraqi refugee was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight this week, reportedly for speaking Arabic during a phone call.

“I felt like every layer of my skin and my identity were ripped off of me in ’98 and ’99,”said former White House intern Monica Lewinsky, in a devastating interview with The Guardian. “It’s a skinning of sorts. You feel incredibly raw and frightened. But I also feel like the shame sticks to you like tar.”

Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz has been doing quite a lot of dildo talk these days.