[Russia forward Ilya Kovalchuk reacts after scoring a goal against Finland during the first period of a men's quarterfinal ice hockey game at the 2014 Winter Olympics on Wednesday. Image via Julio Cortez/AP.]

Reddit user BrazilianDanny filmed his recently-injured Yorkie, named Kiwi, trying (and failing) to catch a few balls thrown her way. (“She had both knees operated on just 4 months ago,” Kiwi’s owner explains.)

"There are only so many malls and airports."- the president of Cinnabon's unsatisfactory explanation for the existence of Cinnabon Vodka, Cinnabon lip balm, and Cinnabon air freshener.

Less than a week before News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks was arrested for her involvement in the phone-hacking scandal that rocked Britain, she received an offer of help from an unlikely source: The country’s former Prime Minister. The Guardian reports:

A driver stopped in traffic about 20 miles outside of Las Vegas last Friday recorded this video of police shooting and killing a man who climbed into one of their cars.

Good news: Uncle Sam's terrorist-watchin' lawmen would like a database that shows the whereabouts of every car with a license plate that's recently been scanned by a government tag reader. Does that freak you out? Here's better news: They want a private contractor to run it.

Cossack militiamen attacked Pussy Riot in downtown Sochi on Wednesday, setting upon the feminist punk group with whips when several members—including Masha Alyokhina, in the pink mask—emerged from a restaurant clad in brightly colored clothing and balaclavas.

After a period of recession during which Americans were drinking less beer, Americans are once again drinking plenty of beer. But the millennial generation is not drinking enough beer. That is where a multibillion-dollar international brewing conglomerate's marketing team comes in.

A home care nurse administrator who was known as "Juror No. 4" in the Florida murder trial of Michael Dunn—the white man not convicted last week of murdering Jordan Davis over the black teen's "loud music"—says she, and most of her peers, wanted to convict Dunn of the killing.

Kiev's Independence Square, the site of a bloody, fiery battle between riot police and anti-government protesters yesterday, is still smoldering.

A Seattle man tripping on LSD went down as the world's weirdest burglar this weekend after he unleashed his hallucinations on an unsuspecting neighbors' apartment.

Sad day for anyone who hoped never to know what exactly they were eating in their Hot Pockets ® Philly Steak & Cheese sandwich — according to the USDA it might be the meat of "diseased and unsound animals."

Venezuelan opposition leader Leopoldo Lopez gave an impassioned speech today before surrendering to authorities on charges stemming from recent, deadly government protests.

A Utah mother was so disgusted by t-shirts bearing the image of a nearly-nude woman that she bought out every last shirt in the store's stock when they refused to immediately take down their displays.

[Prince Charles, dressed in traditional Saudi uniform, prepared to draw his sword during private visit to Saudi Arabia today. Image by Fayez Nureldine via AP.]

A deadly hazing event called the "glass ceiling game" that killed a Baruch College student has been ruled a homicide by a Pennsylvania coroner.

Don’t worry, it’s very PG-13. Otherwise, beware of spoilers ahead.

Rhythm guitarist Bob Casale of Devo—"Bob 2" to lead guitarist Bob Mothersbaugh's "Bob 1," and younger brother of bassist Gerald Casale—died yesterday, reportedly of heart failure. Here is the band putting a cold shiny bolt-gun to the forehead of the staggering no-longer-youth culture of the '60s and '70s, covering "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" and thereby repudiating everything that the song had come to stand for.

Blair Cornelia Waldorf and Seth Ezekiel Cohen were married recently in a private ("super-secret") ceremony, reports Us Weekly.