A porn distributor says the freshman frat bro who outed Duke University porn star Belle Knox is probably a paid subscriber of a hardcore rough sex site.

This adorable, confusingly sexy video of Beyoncé apparently chatting on stage with her daughter Blue Ivy during a dress rehearsal for her Grammy performance of "Drunk in Love" leaked online sometime earlier today. Sample dialogue: "Surfboard! Hi mommy!"

Investigative prankster James O'Keefe III has made himself famous by bringing out the apparent seamy side of liberals' most trusted institutions. Through Project Veritas, a nonprofit organization he founded in 2010 to capitalize on and continue his hidden-camera attacks on ACORN and Planned Parenthood, O'Keefe has produced sting videos suggesting criminal or antisocial tendencies among staffers at NPR and in Medicaid offices, and most recently among Obamacare navigators.

Lindsay Lohan's OWN "docu-series" Lindsay doesn't start airing until Sunday, but she already sounds like a seasoned reality TV vet. On last night's Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, she explained away her seeming messiness in the show's trailer by saying:

In the latest case of life-imitates-porn-cliché, a surgeon claims he's invented a machine that allows women to give themselves instant, remote-controlled orgasms. As long as they're cool with having electrodes implanted on their spines, anyway.

[A Ukrainian Navy officer looks at the scuttled decommissioned Russian vessel "Ochakov" from the Black Sea shore of western Crimea on Thursday. In the early hours of Thursday Russian naval personnel scuttled the ship, blockading access for five Ukrainian Naval vessels now trapped inside of the Southern Naval Headquarters. Image via Darko Vojinovic/AP.]

Pop star and person with a tongue Miley Cyrus, running out of ways to scandalize boring parents, tweeted out a couple of photos of her newest toy this week. It's a dildo the size and shape of a human hand.

As of last night, Newsweek was standing by its story that Bitcoin was created by a 64-year-old Californian engineer named Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto. Nakamoto, for his part, is strenuously denying it.

For Jimmy Kimmel's post-Oscar meme-as-Hollywood-movie-trailers gag, Joseph Gordon-Levitt was assigned the role of David After Dentist. Unbeknownst to Kimmel and his staff, Gordon-Levitt memorized the entire viral video, including every line and every gesture.

In a move that should surprise no one, leaders from Russia's parliament said on Friday that they welcome Crimea's proposed March 16 referendum, which would allow Crimean citizens to vote to secede from Ukraine and join the Russian Federation. Yesterday, President Obama said the referendum would "violate the Ukrainian constitution and international law."

Formerly bitter, embattled Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington is scheduled to reprise his role on the hit ABC television series in May, for at least one episode of the show's tenth season.

Newsweek isn’t backing down. Hours after publishing Leah McGrath Goodman’s 4,5oo-word profile of a 64-year-old Temple City engineer named Dorian S. Nakamoto—who, Goodman claims, is the long-mysterious inventor of Bitcoin—the magazine faced a cascade of evidence contradicting the ambitious cover story of its freshly revived print edition. Nevertheless, its editor-in-chief tells Gawker that the publication stands by the story.

[Dorian S. Nakamoto, the rumored creator of Bitcoin, denied any involvement in the virtual currency's development or market trading when questioned by the Associated Press. Image via AP]

Obama's America. A man can't even walk his Boston Terrier through Prospect Park without tripping over a severed goat head. And then a few afternoons later, a young mother strolls with her two-year-old son through a neighboring park, only to shriek and stumble upon two ceremoniously decapitated rooster skulls, sacrificed on a clay plate.

Lil' Boosie, a 31-year-old hip hop prodigy from Baton Rouge, La., is the Patron Saint of Rapper Incarcerations. But as of yesterday evening, following a five-year fanbase campaign to win his release from the Louisiana State Penitentiary at Angola, Lil' Boosie is a free man.

Temple City resident Dorian S. Nakamoto—identified by Newsweek as the long-unknown inventor of Bitcoin—told the Associated Press that “he had never heard of Bitcoin until his son told him he had been contacted by a reporter three weeks ago.”

The first thing you notice about CPAC, the conservative answer to Comic Con, are the lines.

The Massachusetts legislature has passed a bill to ban snooping of genitalia in public spaces, aka "upskirting." This follows the Supreme Judicial Court's ruling on Wednesday that Michael Robertson, charged in 2010 for snap-shooting two MBTA passengers' panties, may not have violated the state's current "Peeping Tom" laws.

When a woman found out her husband was cheating on her, she decided to hit him and his mistress where it hurts: right in the local Walmart.

On Monday, Martha Stewart posted a bunch of pictures of a bloody, crumbling horse tooth on her personal blog. Thursday afternoon, while hosting an Ask Me Anything session on Reddit, she offered fans a couple freak-nasty sex tips and mused about the day she will purchase (or steal?) her first dildo.