Long-time investigative reporter Sharyl Attkisson, who has repeatedly suggested that dark government forces secretly infiltrated her home and work computers in order to make them act weird, is finally resigning from CBS News. Attkisson tweeted her resignation on Monday afternoon, just as Politico reported that her contentious contract negotiations fell apart over Attkisson’s belief that CBS suffered from a “liberal bias”:

The idea of "buying" a home in this economy is reserved for people who are richer, more responsible, and luckier than you. For you, the average American, the only choice is to rent. Which is good, because they're building rentals faster than you can say "But will you allow my dog, Baxter?"

Steve Irwin, crocodile hunter and Australian national treasure, died nearly 8 years ago when he was attacked by a stingray while working on a documentary about the ocean's deadliest creatures.

"The mere fact that Museveni has signed the bill, they think it is OK for them to do anything to you because the law says so; that is the greatest fear I live under now," says outed LGBT activist Richard Lusimbo in this fascinating interview on being gay in Uganda in the wake of the "Jail the Gays" law.

Looks like the early morning crew at Fox & Friends could use a copy editor.

A mom filming her two boys eating breakfast inadvertently created the perfect YouTube video. The rising action! The delayed punchline! The beans on toast!

... Nic Cage would look pretty much the same.

Flying is easy. One would think.

A self-described political artist has 3D-printed a butt plug in the shape of Russian president Vladimir Putin's head and torso. And much like the real Putin, it's not necessarily something you want invading your, er, sovereign territory.

For weeks now, True Detective fans have feverishly shared their favorite conspiracy theories. Was the Yellow King this guy? Or was it Matthew McConaughey's Rust Cohle? Or was the killer someone more obvious, like Errol, the creepy lawnmower guy? Last night, those of us without HBO Go found out the answer. Let's discuss [SPOILERS AHEAD, OBVIOUSLY]:

We all knew Justin Bieber was a smirky little prick. What we didn't know is that he's a hilarious smirky little prick. Now, thanks to this just-leaked deposition video, we have proof.

The organizers of an Orlando, Fla. gun show had to find a new venue due to the controversy around their guest of honor, firearms aficionado George Zimmerman—best known for fatally shooting unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin in 2012.

Angela Corey is the state attorney in Florida's fourth district. You may know her for her failure to convict George Zimmerman, and her failure to convict Michael Dunn of first degree murder. She is, however, excellent at sending black people to death row.

A New Zealand man lost his name in a drunken poker bet and was forced to take a much longer, much stupider one. New Zealand law allows up to 100 characters in a name, and the unlucky man's friends used 99 of them.

In a harrowing interview with the New Yorker, the first since his son, Adam, shot and killed 20 students and six teachers in December 2012 at Sandy Hook Elementary, Peter Lanza described the horror, guilt, and regret he's felt since the tragedy. "Any variation on what I did and how my relationship was [with Adam] had to be good, because no outcome could be worse," Lanza said. "You can't get any more evil."

Lindsay Lohan was chainsmoking and braless for much of last night's premeire of her OWN reality show, Lindsay. So that's kinda fun. The show documented her move from Los Angeles to New York and, as she told Jimmy Fallon last week, her life's resulting chaos.

Don't avert your eyes. (Unless you're not caught up on Game of Thrones.)

Kids these days and their sophisticated, sellout millennial tastes—who knows what the hell they like? Not good old-fashioned beer brands such as Corona Light™, that is for sure. Corona Light™ has had it with trying to impress these kids!

A Malaysian official announced on Monday that the miles-long oil slick spotted on Saturday did not come from missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, which vanished off the coast of Vietnam early Saturday morning with 239 people on board.

A group of patients who tripped on acid in the first controlled LSD trial in 40 years reported that the drug almost uniformly reduced their anxiety levels.