Obama: "I Haven't Smoked in Six Years Because I'm Scared of My Wife"
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President Obama was caught on a live microphone today telling U.N. official Maina Kiai that he hasn't smoked in six years because he's "scared of my wife." Cue your crazy right-wing uncle's next chain email: "NOBAMA ADMITS HE'S AFRAID OF A WOMAN, JUST LIKE ALL MALE LIBTARDS! GUESS WE KNOW WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!"
In February 2011, Michelle Obama said the president hadn't had a cigarette in "almost a year."