An 81-year-old alleged shrub fucker was arrested in Connecticut on Monday after allegedly fucking a shrub, the Associated Press reports.

Police say they were alerted to Wallace Berg’s alleged shrub-fucking by a neighbor who saw him walking around nude “in plain view of anyone in the area” and “humping” a bush. From the Connecticut Post:

After witnessing the bush incident, police said the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who, “stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized to him and then went into the house.”

According to the Post, the neighbor then showed video of the alleged shrub fucker’s actions to police, who charged Berg with second-degree breach of peace and public indecency.

It remains to be proven in a court of law if Berg is indeed a shrub fucker, but if so it appears he is a remorseful one.

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