We've all been there: You're trying to have a romantic time with that special someone of yours, but something isn't right. The phone keeps ringing, or it takes too long to find a condom, or you're having sex on top of dead bodies and it's like, hey, I'm no prude but this is a little weird, right?

Joshua Miner and Alisa Massaro, along with two others, stand accused of brutally murdering Eric Glover and Terrance Rankins in Joliet, Ill., last year. Previosuly, they've admitted that of course they had sex on the bodies afterward—chivalry ain't dead, y'all—but a police interview with Miner played in court yesterday reveals a new detail. From the Chicago Sun-Times:

Just hours after the killings of 22-year-olds Eric Glover and Terrance Rankins, it was Massaro who first suggested having sex, Miner claimed.

"She's like, 'Let's have sex,'" Miner said in the video. "And I was like, 'Let's have sex on the bodies.'"

Later he said it was not on them, but next to them. Nevertheless, "performance issues" got in the way, he said.

"We both couldn't get off, plus it was weird," he said.

Miner later clarified that perhaps they'd had sex next to the bodies, not on top of them. But anyway: performance issues. Nothing to be ashamed of there, Josh! Shake it off, champ, and don't get all in your head about it next time. Happens to the best of us.

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